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Jeph Jacques quotes: Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Jeph Jacques quotes: If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

Jeph Jacques quotes: What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.

What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people.

Jeph Jacques quotes: 'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

Jeph Jacques quotes: You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

Jeph Jacques quotes: There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through ... There needs to be a monster truck option.

Jeph Jacques quotes: You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.

Jeph Jacques quotes: A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

Jeph Jacques quotes: The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Jeph Jacques quotes: The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

Jeph Jacques quotes: The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

Jeph Jacques quotes: Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.