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You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving.

If a thing goes without saying
let it.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.

No woman is likely ever to be elected President - they never reach the required legal age.

There's no fool like an old fool
you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.