Derek Landy Quotes
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Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.
Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise."
"You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said.
"You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said.
His hair is huge! ... Look! ... It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine! - Desmond, about Fletcher's hair
Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about?
And I won't be needing a sword to kill you." He strode towards Skulduggery, who raised his hand. "Um, since you're not going to be using it, can I?
Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?
They call it Second Lifetime Syndrome, and it happens when a sorcerer watches her family and friends age and die around her. - China
You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain
Is he all scarred now?"
"Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
"Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of fear.
Jethro, you have been a most helpful captive."
"Are you ... are you going to let me live?"
Sanguine's grin grew wider. "Not even remotely.
"Are you ... are you going to let me live?"
Sanguine's grin grew wider. "Not even remotely.
Skulduggery walked over slowly. He had picked up his severed arm and was now holding it out to her.
"Here," he said. "Let me give you a hand.
"Here," he said. "Let me give you a hand.
I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.
I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.
That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want.
You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?
You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?"
"It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled.
"It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled.
You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.'
Skulduggery
Skulduggery
Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.
The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within.
Her reflection had hidden something from her.
This, Valkyrie thought to herself, is probably not a good sign.
This, Valkyrie thought to herself, is probably not a good sign.
The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven."
"Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
"Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?
Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
He was so strong," Francine sobbed. "So proud. So much dignity. How did he die?"
"Wood chipper," said Valkyrie.
"Wood chipper," said Valkyrie.
Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you?
Annis had never been a people person, unless 'people person' was defined as a person who ate people.
You said I was your number-one pick."
"And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.
"And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.
Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead."
"Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton.
"Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton.
I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl.
This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?
She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
If you can't stand to be alone with your thoughts, maybe there's something wrong with your thoughts.
Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant.
Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling.
Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it
Skulduggery: You're surrendering?
Skulduggery: You're surrendering?
Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.
She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are.
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are.
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.
I don't find you suspicious at all.' He turned to Martha and whispered, 'I find him incredibly suspicious.
By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.