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Derek Landy quotes: There are too many people for this town. - China, about Roarhaven There are too many people for this town. - China, about Roarhaven
Derek Landy quotes: A little internal bleeding never hurt anyone. - Valkyrie A little internal bleeding never hurt anyone. - Valkyrie
Derek Landy quotes: Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars. Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.
Derek Landy quotes: Look at the face I don't have, Craven, and tell me if it looks like I care. Look at the face I don't have, Craven, and tell me if it looks like I care.
Derek Landy quotes: Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said. Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise."
"You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said.
Derek Landy quotes: Oh my god you're thicker than you look Oh my god you're thicker than you look
Derek Landy quotes: Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer. Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.
Derek Landy quotes: His hair is huge! ... Look! ... It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine! - Desmond, about Fletcher's hair His hair is huge! ... Look! ... It's just sticking up at odd angles! Like a demented porcupine! - Desmond, about Fletcher's hair
Derek Landy quotes: We're just going to retreat?" "We are not retreating, we're advancing in reverse. We're just going to retreat?"
"We are not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.
Derek Landy quotes: Found something?""No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh ... more floor. Found something?"
"No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh ... more floor.
Derek Landy quotes: Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? Cheer up everyone," he said, a new brightness to his voice. "Since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about?
Derek Landy quotes: And I won't be needing a sword to kill you." He strode towards Skulduggery, who raised his hand. "Um, since you're not going to be using it, can I? And I won't be needing a sword to kill you." He strode towards Skulduggery, who raised his hand. "Um, since you're not going to be using it, can I?
Derek Landy quotes: Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket? Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?
Derek Landy quotes: They call it Second Lifetime Syndrome, and it happens when a sorcerer watches her family and friends age and die around her. - China They call it Second Lifetime Syndrome, and it happens when a sorcerer watches her family and friends age and die around her. - China
Derek Landy quotes: Clarabelle, did you draw a smiley face on the robot? - Nye Clarabelle, did you draw a smiley face on the robot? - Nye
Derek Landy quotes: You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear? - Valkyrie Cain
Derek Landy quotes: I've had years to see the funny side. I've had years to see the funny side.
Derek Landy quotes: I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination
Derek Landy quotes: Is he all scarred now?""Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally. Is he all scarred now?"
"Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
Derek Landy quotes: There's an I in menagerie. - Black Annis There's an I in menagerie. - Black Annis
Derek Landy quotes: It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows - It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay. - China Sorrows -
Derek Landy quotes: Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of fear. Bravery, after all, isn't the absence of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgement and the conquering of fear.
Derek Landy quotes: Desmond, don't poke the baby!' ... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!' ... Desmond, don't poke the baby!' ... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!' ...
Derek Landy quotes: Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough
Derek Landy quotes: Jethro, you have been a most helpful captive.""Are you ... are you going to let me live?"Sanguine's grin grew wider. "Not even remotely. Jethro, you have been a most helpful captive."
"Are you ... are you going to let me live?"
Sanguine's grin grew wider. "Not even remotely.
Derek Landy quotes: Skulduggery walked over slowly. He had picked up his severed arm and was now holding it out to her."Here," he said. "Let me give you a hand. Skulduggery walked over slowly. He had picked up his severed arm and was now holding it out to her.
"Here," he said. "Let me give you a hand.
Derek Landy quotes: The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend - Skulduggery Pleasant. The enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend - Skulduggery Pleasant.
Derek Landy quotes: I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now. I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.
Derek Landy quotes: Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low Skulduggery, she's not being professional - Tanith Low
Derek Landy quotes: I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering. I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
Derek Landy quotes: You," Sanguine said, "are the worst psychic I've ever met. You," Sanguine said, "are the worst psychic I've ever met.
Derek Landy quotes: She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties. She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.
Derek Landy quotes: I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real. I know how easy it is to be swept away by stories, by things you wish were real.
Derek Landy quotes: Me? Stay out of trouble? Shouldn't be a problem in the slightest? - Valkyrie Me? Stay out of trouble? Shouldn't be a problem in the slightest? - Valkyrie
Derek Landy quotes: I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through. I mean you ACRES of harm,' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.
Derek Landy quotes: Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead? Tell me: do you ever actually remember having a heart, or were you born dead?
Derek Landy quotes: That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want. That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want.
Derek Landy quotes: Sabine pulled herself out of the water behind him, and glared up as she hung there. You spat on me. Sabine pulled herself out of the water behind him, and glared up as she hung there. You spat on me.
Derek Landy quotes: Are you taking my hat hostage? Are you taking my hat hostage?
Derek Landy quotes: You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense? You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?
Derek Landy quotes: They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said. 'I daresay I'm not. They faced each other. 'I'm going to enjoy this,'Melancholia said.
'I daresay I'm not.
Derek Landy quotes: They've called me a great many things over the years, but my name is Nefarian Serpine. They've called me a great many things over the years, but my name is Nefarian Serpine.
Derek Landy quotes: Are you kidding? I jumped off a building of course I'm hurt. Are you kidding? I jumped off a building
of course I'm hurt.
Derek Landy quotes: It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.Darquesse smiled. It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.
Darquesse smiled.
Derek Landy quotes: And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The
Derek Landy quotes: You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?""It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled. You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?"
"It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled.
Derek Landy quotes: You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' Skulduggery You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.'
Skulduggery
Derek Landy quotes: I... I think I broke his jaw. And bit his finger off.""You bit his finger?""I bit his finger off. I... I think I broke his jaw. And bit his finger off."
"You bit his finger?"
"I bit his finger off.
Derek Landy quotes: You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie. You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
Derek Landy quotes: Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done. Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.
Derek Landy quotes: The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within. The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within.
Derek Landy quotes: A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. - Gordon A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. - Gordon
Derek Landy quotes: I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace? I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?
Derek Landy quotes: Her reflection had hidden something from her.This, Valkyrie thought to herself, is probably not a good sign. Her reflection had hidden something from her.
This, Valkyrie thought to herself, is probably not a good sign.
Derek Landy quotes: her," he said. "She stares. That's what she does her," he said. "She stares. That's what she does
Derek Landy quotes: The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven.""Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven."
"Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
Derek Landy quotes: Any moment now, China was about to perspire. Any moment now, China was about to perspire.
Derek Landy quotes: I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
Derek Landy quotes: Mum, Dad, Fergus... this is Skulduggery Pleasant Mum, Dad, Fergus... this is Skulduggery Pleasant
Derek Landy quotes: Oh, we're all mad around here, Ed! - Clarabelle Oh, we're all mad around here, Ed! - Clarabelle
Derek Landy quotes: What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary? What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?
Derek Landy quotes: Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
Derek Landy quotes: He was so strong," Francine sobbed. "So proud. So much dignity. How did he die?""Wood chipper," said Valkyrie. He was so strong," Francine sobbed. "So proud. So much dignity. How did he die?"
"Wood chipper," said Valkyrie.
Derek Landy quotes: Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you? Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you?
Derek Landy quotes: Annis had never been a people person, unless 'people person' was defined as a person who ate people. Annis had never been a people person, unless 'people person' was defined as a person who ate people.
Derek Landy quotes: Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss
Derek Landy quotes: You said I was your number-one pick.""And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you. You said I was your number-one pick."
"And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.
Derek Landy quotes: Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead." "Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton. Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead."
"Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton.
Derek Landy quotes: Very' is such a strong word... Very' is such a strong word...
Derek Landy quotes: We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious
Derek Landy quotes: I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl. I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl.
Derek Landy quotes: This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?
Derek Landy quotes: She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing. She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
Derek Landy quotes: If you can't stand to be alone with your thoughts, maybe there's something wrong with your thoughts. If you can't stand to be alone with your thoughts, maybe there's something wrong with your thoughts.
Derek Landy quotes: Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant. Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant.
Derek Landy quotes: Cow - Tanith Low Cow - Tanith Low
Derek Landy quotes: I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek Landy quotes: You hear things.""Do I?""People talk to you.""I am very approachable. You hear things."
"Do I?"
"People talk to you."
"I am very approachable.
Derek Landy quotes: Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling. Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling.
Derek Landy quotes: Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it Skulduggery: You're surrendering? Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it
Skulduggery: You're surrendering?
Derek Landy quotes: Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.''Do we have the right plan?''Not yet.''Do we have any plan?''Not yet. Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.
Derek Landy quotes: She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird." "Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are.
Derek Landy quotes: Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.''I'll get you a stick for Christmas Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.'
'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
Derek Landy quotes: Bravery is the acknowledgment and the conquering of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgment and the conquering of fear.
Derek Landy quotes: Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny? Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
Derek Landy quotes: The calm before the storm The calm before the storm
Derek Landy quotes: Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.
Derek Landy quotes: Plans are invitation to disappointment. Plans are invitation to disappointment.
Derek Landy quotes: We punch people, Valkyrie. That's who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. We punch people, Valkyrie. That's who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Derek Landy quotes: You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?""I try my best. You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?"
"I try my best.
Derek Landy quotes: Please forgive me, Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger. Please forgive me, Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger.
Derek Landy quotes: Doors are for people with no imagination. Doors are for people with no imagination.
Derek Landy quotes: It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride. It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride.
Derek Landy quotes: Mum," she called, "we're out of milk.""Damn lazy cows," her mother muttered. Mum," she called, "we're out of milk."
"Damn lazy cows," her mother muttered.
Derek Landy quotes: You're late,' he said.'I'm beautiful.''You're always beautiful.''I'm always late too. You're late,' he said.
'I'm beautiful.'
'You're always beautiful.'
'I'm always late too.
Derek Landy quotes: I don't find you suspicious at all.' He turned to Martha and whispered, 'I find him incredibly suspicious. I don't find you suspicious at all.' He turned to Martha and whispered, 'I find him incredibly suspicious.
Derek Landy quotes: By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.'Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys. By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
Derek Landy quotes: Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.
Derek Landy quotes: Now quit your bellyaching and dance with me, you subaquatic fool. - Susan, to Gordon (The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball) Now quit your bellyaching and dance with me, you subaquatic fool. - Susan, to Gordon (The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball)
Derek Landy quotes: We've decided to get a pet," her dad announced ... "Like, I don't know, a brother or a sister? We've decided to get a pet," her dad announced ... "Like, I don't know, a brother or a sister?

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