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Derek Landy quotes: There are too many people for this town. - China, about Roarhaven There are too many people for this town. - China, about Roarhaven
Derek Landy quotes: I've had years to see the funny side. I've had years to see the funny side.
Derek Landy quotes: Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.''I'll get you a stick for Christmas Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.'
'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
Derek Landy quotes: She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird." "Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are. She glared at him. "I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird."
"Yes," he said doubtfully. "Yes, you are.
Derek Landy quotes: Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.''Do we have the right plan?''Not yet.''Do we have any plan?''Not yet. Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.'
'Do we have the right plan?'
'Not yet.'
'Do we have any plan?'
'Not yet.
Derek Landy quotes: Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it Skulduggery: You're surrendering? Serpine: You have caused me so much trouble over the years detective. It's almost a shame to end it
Skulduggery: You're surrendering?
Derek Landy quotes: Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling. Scapegrace went to roll his eyes, but lost his enthusiasm halfway through and ended up looking at the ceiling.
Derek Landy quotes: You hear things.""Do I?""People talk to you.""I am very approachable. You hear things."
"Do I?"
"People talk to you."
"I am very approachable.
Derek Landy quotes: I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek Landy quotes: Cow - Tanith Low Cow - Tanith Low
Derek Landy quotes: Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss
Derek Landy quotes: If you can't stand to be alone with your thoughts, maybe there's something wrong with your thoughts. If you can't stand to be alone with your thoughts, maybe there's something wrong with your thoughts.
Derek Landy quotes: She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing. She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
Derek Landy quotes: This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done? This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?
Derek Landy quotes: I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl. I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl.
Derek Landy quotes: We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious We already have a Death Bringer, thank you. We don't need another one. - Oblivious
Derek Landy quotes: Very' is such a strong word... Very' is such a strong word...
Derek Landy quotes: Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead." "Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton. Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead."
"Of course he's dead. He's a skeleton.
Derek Landy quotes: You said I was your number-one pick.""And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you. You said I was your number-one pick."
"And you are. In our hearts. Alphabetically, though, Dusk comes before you.
Derek Landy quotes: Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant. Cheer up everyone, since we're all going to die horribly anyway, what's there to be worried about? - Skulduggery Pleasant.
Derek Landy quotes: We've decided to get a pet," her dad announced ... "Like, I don't know, a brother or a sister? We've decided to get a pet," her dad announced ... "Like, I don't know, a brother or a sister?
Derek Landy quotes: Now quit your bellyaching and dance with me, you subaquatic fool. - Susan, to Gordon (The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball) Now quit your bellyaching and dance with me, you subaquatic fool. - Susan, to Gordon (The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball)
Derek Landy quotes: Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.
Derek Landy quotes: By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.'Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys. By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.
Derek Landy quotes: I don't find you suspicious at all.' He turned to Martha and whispered, 'I find him incredibly suspicious. I don't find you suspicious at all.' He turned to Martha and whispered, 'I find him incredibly suspicious.
Derek Landy quotes: You're late,' he said.'I'm beautiful.''You're always beautiful.''I'm always late too. You're late,' he said.
'I'm beautiful.'
'You're always beautiful.'
'I'm always late too.
Derek Landy quotes: Mum," she called, "we're out of milk.""Damn lazy cows," her mother muttered. Mum," she called, "we're out of milk."
"Damn lazy cows," her mother muttered.
Derek Landy quotes: Bravery is the acknowledgment and the conquering of fear. Bravery is the acknowledgment and the conquering of fear.
Derek Landy quotes: Doors are for people with no imagination. Doors are for people with no imagination.
Derek Landy quotes: Please forgive me, Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger. Please forgive me, Pleasant said, then aimed the gun at the girl and pulled the trigger.
Derek Landy quotes: You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?""I try my best. You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?"
"I try my best.
Derek Landy quotes: And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The And The Darkness Rained Upon Them. The
Derek Landy quotes: We punch people, Valkyrie. That's who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed. We punch people, Valkyrie. That's who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Derek Landy quotes: Plans are invitation to disappointment. Plans are invitation to disappointment.
Derek Landy quotes: Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.
Derek Landy quotes: The calm before the storm The calm before the storm
Derek Landy quotes: Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny? Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
Derek Landy quotes: It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride. It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride.
Derek Landy quotes: You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?""It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled. You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?"
"It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled.
Derek Landy quotes: I... I think I broke his jaw. And bit his finger off.""You bit his finger?""I bit his finger off. I... I think I broke his jaw. And bit his finger off."
"You bit his finger?"
"I bit his finger off.
Derek Landy quotes: You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie. You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
Derek Landy quotes: You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' Skulduggery You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.'
Skulduggery
Derek Landy quotes: Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done. Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.
Derek Landy quotes: The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within. The greatest enemy we can face is ourselves, and the greatest battle is against the darkness within.
Derek Landy quotes: A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. - Gordon A theory is the academic equivalent of a guess. - Gordon
Derek Landy quotes: I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace? I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?
Derek Landy quotes: Her reflection had hidden something from her.This, Valkyrie thought to herself, is probably not a good sign. Her reflection had hidden something from her.
This, Valkyrie thought to herself, is probably not a good sign.
Derek Landy quotes: her," he said. "She stares. That's what she does her," he said. "She stares. That's what she does
Derek Landy quotes: The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven.""Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven."
"Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil
Derek Landy quotes: Any moment now, China was about to perspire. Any moment now, China was about to perspire.
Derek Landy quotes: I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword. I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.
Derek Landy quotes: Mum, Dad, Fergus... this is Skulduggery Pleasant Mum, Dad, Fergus... this is Skulduggery Pleasant
Derek Landy quotes: Oh, we're all mad around here, Ed! - Clarabelle Oh, we're all mad around here, Ed! - Clarabelle
Derek Landy quotes: What would killing the Elders result in?" "Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary? What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?
Derek Landy quotes: Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
Derek Landy quotes: He was so strong," Francine sobbed. "So proud. So much dignity. How did he die?""Wood chipper," said Valkyrie. He was so strong," Francine sobbed. "So proud. So much dignity. How did he die?"
"Wood chipper," said Valkyrie.
Derek Landy quotes: Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you? Do not try to hit me again." "How about me?" Skulduggery said as he ran up behind him. "Can I hit you?
Derek Landy quotes: Annis had never been a people person, unless 'people person' was defined as a person who ate people. Annis had never been a people person, unless 'people person' was defined as a person who ate people.