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Dan Jenkins quotes: It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu. It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet. Nobody else is Tiger Woods. Not on this planet.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important. Title IX came along and changed a lot of things for the better, but nevertheless, it meant that money became more important.
Dan Jenkins quotes: High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome. High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I used to never miss the 'New Yorker' or 'New York.' Now I never bother. I used to never miss the 'New Yorker' or 'New York.' Now I never bother.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Presidents are nice people. They're nice, fun-loving people who have great jobs. Presidents are nice people. They're nice, fun-loving people who have great jobs.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles. Historians tell us that a gentleman named John Ball once captured eight British Amateur titles.
Dan Jenkins quotes: My life has been very lucky, but I made some of that luck. My life has been very lucky, but I made some of that luck.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that. Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I think newspapers will survive in some form or another. I think newspapers will survive in some form or another.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The ocean-bordered southern part of California has always been a place of Hollywood make-believe, casual opulence, suntans and jewelry. The ocean-bordered southern part of California has always been a place of Hollywood make-believe, casual opulence, suntans and jewelry.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip. Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Laughter is the only thing that cuts trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. -- character Billy Clyde Puckett in Semi-Tough Laughter is the only thing that cuts trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. -- character Billy Clyde Puckett in Semi-Tough
Dan Jenkins quotes: I don't know how television or radio is going to survive without newspapers because that's where they get all their news. It's going to be hopeless. I don't know how television or radio is going to survive without newspapers because that's where they get all their news. It's going to be hopeless.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people. Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament. Locker rooms and grill rooms are still the best places to find out things you don't know - at the Masters or any other golf tournament.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Everybody in the Olympics is paid. Lindsay Vonn is going to make a million dollars whether she skis or not. Everybody in the Olympics is paid. Lindsay Vonn is going to make a million dollars whether she skis or not.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow. The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
Dan Jenkins quotes: There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful for it. There have been so many great tournaments that I've been privileged to see, and people paid me to go watch, that I'm awfully grateful for it.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Only two things can stop Tiger - injury or a bad marriage. Only two things can stop Tiger - injury or a bad marriage.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything. The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted. I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I probably remember the 1954 Masters more vividly than any of the others. I probably remember the 1954 Masters more vividly than any of the others.
Dan Jenkins quotes: There are no Dave Marrs anymore. There are no Dave Marrs anymore.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I like to be entertained, not smothered with 'literary' riddles. I like to be entertained, not smothered with 'literary' riddles.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was. Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I don't have contempt for Tiger Woods. I don't have contempt for Tiger Woods.
Dan Jenkins quotes: CEOs are worried they're going to get fired any minute. They're worried about their portfolios. CEOs are worried they're going to get fired any minute. They're worried about their portfolios.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The first president I met was L. B. J. The first president I met was L. B. J.
Dan Jenkins quotes: All I've ever done is try to get at the truth of the matter. All I've ever done is try to get at the truth of the matter.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Here's all I know about Dubai: It's one of those somewhere-over-there places where they make sand. Here's all I know about Dubai: It's one of those somewhere-over-there places where they make sand.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them. I don't cover golf tournaments anymore - I preside over them.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Kids flew B-17s in daylight bombing raids over Germany in World War II. Kids fought in Korea and Vietnam. Kids flew B-17s in daylight bombing raids over Germany in World War II. Kids fought in Korea and Vietnam.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen. Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen.
Dan Jenkins quotes: All day long I've been telling myself it's only a merry-go-round. Some people fall off quicker than others. No big mystery. All day long I've been telling myself it's only a merry-go-round. Some people fall off quicker than others. No big mystery.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I don't suppose anybody's ever enjoyed being who they are more than Arnold's enjoyed being Arnold Palmer. I don't suppose anybody's ever enjoyed being who they are more than Arnold's enjoyed being Arnold Palmer.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs. Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995. I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I actually don't have a single regret, professionally or domestically. I planned it that way. I actually don't have a single regret, professionally or domestically. I planned it that way.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack did it for 20 years. Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack did it for 20 years.
Dan Jenkins quotes: If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf. If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers. Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.
Dan Jenkins quotes: At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. By the way, nothing clears the head like an out-loud cringe. At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. By the way, nothing clears the head like an out-loud cringe.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The president I came to know best was George Herbert Walker Bush. No. 41 in your program, No. 1 on your list of fast-playing golfers. The president I came to know best was George Herbert Walker Bush. No. 41 in your program, No. 1 on your list of fast-playing golfers.
Dan Jenkins quotes: There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts. There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.
Dan Jenkins quotes: The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners. The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Players don't usually like anybody who makes more money than they do. Players don't usually like anybody who makes more money than they do.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I'd follow Ben Hogan and Byron Nelson anywhere. I'd follow Ben Hogan and Byron Nelson anywhere.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind. Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month. Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Golf was never a religion to me. Golf was never a religion to me.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I get 'USA Today,' the 'New York Times,' 'Wall Street Journal' and the 'Star-Telegram' at my doorstep. I can't do without them. I get 'USA Today,' the 'New York Times,' 'Wall Street Journal' and the 'Star-Telegram' at my doorstep. I can't do without them.
Dan Jenkins quotes: There's nothing anyone can do about Tiger Woods but look at his game and swoon. There's nothing anyone can do about Tiger Woods but look at his game and swoon.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I hate political correctness. I hate political correctness.
Dan Jenkins quotes: A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
Dan Jenkins quotes: I've worked my whole life and never missed a deadline. I've worked my whole life and never missed a deadline.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas city in Texas. Fort Worth is friendly; it's still a Texas town. It's the most Texas city in Texas.
Dan Jenkins quotes: Valet parking is an essential at any decent club. Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.
Dan Jenkins quotes: There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them. There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.
Dan Jenkins quotes: My real heroes have always been sportswriters. My real heroes have always been sportswriters.

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