Bobby Heenan Quotes

Top 49 wise famous quotes and sayings by Bobby Heenan

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Bobby Heenan quotes: You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82. You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
Bobby Heenan quotes: I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole". I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole".
Bobby Heenan quotes: If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Bobby Heenan quotes: When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Bobby Heenan quotes: Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
Bobby Heenan quotes: You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all. You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
Bobby Heenan quotes: Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa. Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Bobby Heenan quotes: They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children. They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
Bobby Heenan quotes: Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper. Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper.
Bobby Heenan quotes: He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards! He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
Bobby Heenan quotes: Stu Hart trained all his kidsonly three of them use the litter box. Stu Hart trained all his kids
only three of them use the litter box.
Bobby Heenan quotes: This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen. This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
Bobby Heenan quotes: Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam. Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Bobby Heenan quotes: I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?' I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
Bobby Heenan quotes: He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs. He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
Bobby Heenan quotes: There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone. There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
Bobby Heenan quotes: [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo. [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
Bobby Heenan quotes: The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce. The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
Bobby Heenan quotes: Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on. Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.
Bobby Heenan quotes: The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Bobby Heenan quotes: By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37! By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
Bobby Heenan quotes: What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other? What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
Bobby Heenan quotes: There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories. There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Bobby Heenan quotes: You can win, it'll just cost you some money. You can win, it'll just cost you some money.