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Bobby Heenan quotes: You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

Bobby Heenan quotes: I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

Bobby Heenan quotes: When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!

Bobby Heenan quotes: There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Bobby Heenan quotes: I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

Bobby Heenan quotes: A friend in need is a pest.

A friend in need is a pest.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

Bobby Heenan quotes: I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

Bobby Heenan quotes: This guy makes coffee nervous.

This guy makes coffee nervous.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

Bobby Heenan quotes: To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

Bobby Heenan quotes: It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Bobby Heenan quotes: I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

Bobby Heenan quotes: You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

Bobby Heenan quotes: He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Bobby Heenan quotes: You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Bobby Heenan quotes: It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

Bobby Heenan quotes: North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Bobby Heenan quotes: There's only two kinds of music I don't like ... Country and Western.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like ... Country and Western.

Bobby Heenan quotes: And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

Bobby Heenan quotes: I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

Bobby Heenan quotes: The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

Bobby Heenan quotes: The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

Bobby Heenan quotes: You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

Bobby Heenan quotes: By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!

Bobby Heenan quotes: What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

Bobby Heenan quotes: There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

Bobby Heenan quotes: You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Bobby Heenan quotes: [On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Bobby Heenan quotes: There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

Bobby Heenan quotes: He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

Bobby Heenan quotes: I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'

Bobby Heenan quotes: Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

Bobby Heenan quotes: This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Stu Hart trained all his kidsonly three of them use the litter box.

Stu Hart trained all his kids
only three of them use the litter box.

Bobby Heenan quotes: He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!

Bobby Heenan quotes: Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper.

Koko B. Ware ... his mom's first name was Tupper.

Bobby Heenan quotes: They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Bobby Heenan quotes: You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

Bobby Heenan quotes: Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

Bobby Heenan quotes: When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Bobby Heenan quotes: If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Bobby Heenan quotes: I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole".

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence ... and he said "parole".