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Billy Crystal quotes: The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

Billy Crystal quotes: If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

Billy Crystal quotes: I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep!

I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep!

Billy Crystal quotes: That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.

Billy Crystal quotes: When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

Billy Crystal quotes: I'm comfortable being old ... being black ... being Jewish.

I'm comfortable being old ... being black ... being Jewish.

Billy Crystal quotes: My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.

Billy Crystal quotes: Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Billy Crystal quotes: I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.

Billy Crystal quotes: My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.

My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.

Billy Crystal quotes: I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

Billy Crystal quotes: I'm married - I've caught my limit.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

Billy Crystal quotes: Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

Billy Crystal quotes: What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

Billy Crystal quotes: I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

Billy Crystal quotes: Don't give up your power.

Don't give up your power.

Billy Crystal quotes: We all have a different image of what old is, and if you were exposed to senior citizens at a young age, as I was, it can color your soul

We all have a different image of what old is, and if you were exposed to senior citizens at a young age, as I was, it can color your soul with terror.

Billy Crystal quotes: But I had learned over the years that if you're not happy doing what you're doing, then you shouldn't be doing it.

But I had learned over the years that if you're not happy doing what you're doing, then you shouldn't be doing it.

Billy Crystal quotes: Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

Billy Crystal quotes: I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.

Billy Crystal quotes: I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

Billy Crystal quotes: I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

Billy Crystal quotes: From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Billy Crystal quotes: I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

Billy Crystal quotes: You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

Billy Crystal quotes: I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

Billy Crystal quotes: Thurmond - same thing. Kennedy, Eisenhower, Clinton ... all men of power, and the power went right to their pants. Even FDR fooled around. This

Thurmond - same thing. Kennedy, Eisenhower, Clinton ... all men of power, and the power went right to their pants. Even FDR fooled around. This

Billy Crystal quotes: Gentlemen, start your egos.

Gentlemen, start your egos.

Billy Crystal quotes: It's money. I remember it from when I was single

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

Billy Crystal quotes: I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.

Billy Crystal quotes: Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.

Billy Crystal quotes: As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.

As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.

Billy Crystal quotes: You give up your dream, you give up.

You give up your dream, you give up.

Billy Crystal quotes: I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

Billy Crystal quotes: Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Billy Crystal quotes: Insomnia, from the Greek word meaning I can't fucking sleep!

Insomnia, from the Greek word meaning I can't fucking sleep!

Billy Crystal quotes: At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Billy Crystal quotes: To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

Billy Crystal quotes: I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for such a long, long while.

Billy Crystal quotes: By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Billy Crystal quotes: Change is such hard work.

Change is such hard work.

Billy Crystal quotes: It's more important to look good than to feel good.Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live

It's more important to look good than to feel good.
Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live

Billy Crystal quotes: There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

Billy Crystal quotes: My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour.

My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour.

Billy Crystal quotes: Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place

Billy Crystal quotes: I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.

Billy Crystal quotes: I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

Billy Crystal quotes: Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

Billy Crystal quotes: Nothing can take the sting out of the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

Nothing can take the sting out of the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other with golden statues.

Billy Crystal quotes: Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising.

Billy Crystal quotes: Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.