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Andrea Speed quotes: He needed to wear that bell around his neck and randomly intone, "Unclean," to warn people.

He needed to wear that bell around his neck and randomly intone, "Unclean," to warn people.

Andrea Speed quotes: Everyone needs to believe in something, even if it is totally bugfuck nuts.

Everyone needs to believe in something, even if it is totally bugfuck nuts.

Andrea Speed quotes: Up. The fact that they managed to find each other was probably a minor miracle. They'd have to enjoy it while it lasted.

Up. The fact that they managed to find each other was probably a minor miracle. They'd have to enjoy it while it lasted.

Andrea Speed quotes: I got over shy a really long time ago. I'm queer, I'm feline, get used to it.

I got over shy a really long time ago. I'm queer, I'm feline, get used to it.

Andrea Speed quotes: He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.

Andrea Speed quotes: Something in him just lived to be contrary. If he couldn't have their respect, he'd accept their hate.

Something in him just lived to be contrary. If he couldn't have their respect, he'd accept their hate.

Andrea Speed quotes: Strong could be dealt with - but crazy? Oh no. You never knew what the crazy were going to do.

Strong could be dealt with - but crazy? Oh no. You never knew what the crazy were going to do.

Andrea Speed quotes: What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.

What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.

Andrea Speed quotes: It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.

Andrea Speed quotes: Humanity was awful; humanity made you hurt. Humanity was a weakness that would kill everyone, one way or another.

Humanity was awful; humanity made you hurt. Humanity was a weakness that would kill everyone, one way or another.

Andrea Speed quotes: [H]e could feel his unshakable enemy, depression, blooming in him like a pernicious flower that could never quite be ripped out.

[H]e could feel his unshakable enemy, depression, blooming in him like a pernicious flower that could never quite be ripped out.

Andrea Speed quotes: After finding "God hates fags" written in Magic Marker on his locker Roan had cleaned it off and then wrote, also in Magic Marker, "I hate your God

After finding "God hates fags" written in Magic Marker on his locker Roan had cleaned it off and then wrote, also in Magic Marker, "I hate your God

Andrea Speed quotes: There's bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.

There's bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.

Andrea Speed quotes: Shit was getting to Roan, but it was getting to Dylan too. Everyone just needed a hug and possibly some quaaludes, but hey, who was he to judge?

Shit was getting to Roan, but it was getting to Dylan too. Everyone just needed a hug and possibly some quaaludes, but hey, who was he to judge?

Andrea Speed quotes: I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.

I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.

Andrea Speed quotes: Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants.

Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants.

Andrea Speed quotes: They were probably the best-matched pair of weird fucks that life had ever coughed

They were probably the best-matched pair of weird fucks that life had ever coughed

Andrea Speed quotes: I'm Scottish. My idea of foreplay is roll over, Margaret.

I'm Scottish. My idea of foreplay is roll over, Margaret.

Andrea Speed quotes: This was how the world ended. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

This was how the world ended. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

Andrea Speed quotes: He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.

He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.

Andrea Speed quotes: You can't be a trailblazer without causing some chaos.

You can't be a trailblazer without causing some chaos.

Andrea Speed quotes: Let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts 'cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.

Let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts 'cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.

Andrea Speed quotes: Sometimes loving someone just sucked.

Sometimes loving someone just sucked.

Andrea Speed quotes: Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.

Andrea Speed quotes: I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.

I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.

Andrea Speed quotes: Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?

Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?

Andrea Speed quotes: The problem with life - with a lot of things - was randomness was responsible for so many things.

The problem with life - with a lot of things - was randomness was responsible for so many things.

Andrea Speed quotes: I'm always going to be with you, you know. As long as you remember me, I will exist. Memory is a form of existence, life after death.

I'm always going to be with you, you know. As long as you remember me, I will exist. Memory is a form of existence, life after death.