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I'm always going to be with you, you know. As long as you remember me, I will exist. Memory is a form of existence, life after death. 
The problem with life - with a lot of things - was randomness was responsible for so many things. 
Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like? 
I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something. 
Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake. 
Sometimes loving someone just sucked. 
Let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts 'cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard. 
You can't be a trailblazer without causing some chaos. 
He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease. 
I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand. 
Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants. 
They were probably the best-matched pair of weird fucks that life had ever coughed 
I'm Scottish. My idea of foreplay is roll over, Margaret. 
This was how the world ended. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. 