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He needed to wear that bell around his neck and randomly intone, "Unclean," to warn people.

Everyone needs to believe in something, even if it is totally bugfuck nuts.

Up. The fact that they managed to find each other was probably a minor miracle. They'd have to enjoy it while it lasted.

I got over shy a really long time ago. I'm queer, I'm feline, get used to it.

He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.

Something in him just lived to be contrary. If he couldn't have their respect, he'd accept their hate.

Strong could be dealt with - but crazy? Oh no. You never knew what the crazy were going to do.

What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.

It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars."
"I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.

Humanity was awful; humanity made you hurt. Humanity was a weakness that would kill everyone, one way or another.

[H]e could feel his unshakable enemy, depression, blooming in him like a pernicious flower that could never quite be ripped out.

After finding "God hates fags" written in Magic Marker on his locker Roan had cleaned it off and then wrote, also in Magic Marker, "I hate your God

There's bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.

Shit was getting to Roan, but it was getting to Dylan too. Everyone just needed a hug and possibly some quaaludes, but hey, who was he to judge?

I don't know how breeder marriages ever work, since the wife never seems to understand.

Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants.

They were probably the best-matched pair of weird fucks that life had ever coughed

I'm Scottish. My idea of foreplay is roll over, Margaret.

This was how the world ended. Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.

You can't be a trailblazer without causing some chaos.

Let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts 'cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.

Sometimes loving someone just sucked.

Roan tried not to stare, but the guard's head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he'd ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.

I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.

Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?

The problem with life - with a lot of things - was randomness was responsible for so many things.

I'm always going to be with you, you know. As long as you remember me, I will exist. Memory is a form of existence, life after death.