Alec Sulkin Quotes

It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.

His lie ability is an asset

You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.

It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.

Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.

Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.

When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.

Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.

If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.

The internet makes everything not enough.