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Walter Matthau quotes: To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.

To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks.

Walter Matthau quotes: I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she'd lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States.

Walter Matthau quotes: I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.

Walter Matthau quotes: My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

Walter Matthau quotes: There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!

There's no such thing as 'too late!' That's why they invented death!

Walter Matthau quotes: I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

Walter Matthau quotes: You see, my father was a Catholic priest, Greek Orthodox, but I think he started out as a Jew, then he became a Catholic priest.

You see, my father was a Catholic priest, Greek Orthodox, but I think he started out as a Jew, then he became a Catholic priest.

Walter Matthau quotes: We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?

Walter Matthau quotes: The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

Walter Matthau quotes: I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

Walter Matthau quotes: It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

Walter Matthau quotes: My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month.

My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month.

Walter Matthau quotes: Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.

Why don't you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.