2015 Bad Lip Reading Quotes

Many an article that I myself penned twenty years ago impresses me now as something quite foreign to myself. — Ernst Mach

The ring, the call, the surprise, the shock that you have out-of-doors - be always looking for the unexpected in nature, do not settle to a formula. — Charles Webster Hawthorne

var books = new Array(new Book(), new Book(), new Book()); — Rick Delorme

What we place most hopes upon, generally proves most fatal. — Oliver Goldsmith

Despite all differences of class or ideology, mentally, emotionally, we all have the same basic nature. — Dalai Lama XIV

Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them. — Jasper Carrott