An'oh Quotes

For me, drawing was an outlet. No one in school said, 'Oh, she can do sports,' or, 'She's pretty,' but I could draw. — Roz Chast

Oh, God! I have an ill-divining soul! — William Shakespeare

Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus! — Comte De Lautreamont

Oh baby ... I'm going to teach you how good it's going to feel to be fucked into submission by an uncivilized man. — Sawyer Bennett

My parents said, Oh, he's going to be a director someday. I wanted to be an actor. — Quentin Tarantino

If all we seek is an escape, what does that say about the world we live in. We are desperate with our dreams. What - oh, what - does that say? — Steven Erikson

I'm not a woman! Let's make that very clear! Oh I don't know, maybe I am. I am an American woman. Or 65 percent of me is. — Lars Von Trier

Oh! that you could turn your eyes towards the napes of your necks, and make but an interior survey of your good selves. — William Shakespeare

Oh, how happy I am to have found it at last. Yes! It's all vanity, it's all an illusion, everything except that infinite sky. — Leo Tolstoy

He was a dastardly fellow," the beer mug continued happily. "Truly repugnant. And smelled! Oh, lad, the stench could knock over an ox! — M.L. LeGette

Where I come from, you don't just say, 'Oh, I'm going to become an actor.' Talk like that and they think you're crazy. — Ellen Pompeo

Oh, I'm online all the time now. I'm not an outdoorsy type. — Kevin Smith

When people see what real 3D looks like, they'll go, "Oh, that's why I spend an extra $5 a cinema ticket. That's worth it!" — Paul W. S. Anderson

Is Dwight really like that in real life?" to which I respond: "Oh, no, Rainn isn't like Dwight. Dwight is an angel next to Rainn. Rainn is a demon. — Mindy Kaling

Anyway, what about you? How's, um, Abby? Angie? What's her name?
Oh, Hudson. Your suavity is an example to us all. — Sarah Ockler

Ren-Hey ... Anju ... Under the bed ...
Anju-Oh ...
There's a blonde guy with an axe,right?
He's a new friend.
Ren-A ghost? — Yuna Kagesaki

Oh sure, its fine when a monkey does it. But when I throw barrels at an Italian plumber, they call it a hate crime! — Stephen Colbert

Myrnin: "Oh, an all-night drive-through! I could murder a cheeseburger. Don't you just love this century?"
Oliver: "Focus, you fool. — Rachel Caine

Madoc cleared his throat. "Dr. Porter. Nate and Piper bumped into each other."
Oh, my god. I was convinced. Madoc was an idiot. — Penelope Douglas

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, 'Oh yeah, I forgot about her.' — Janeane Garofalo

Oh, boy," Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. "Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn. — Katie MacAlister

Oh yeah it does, most definitely it has an ocean, only it's purple, and the sand is blue and the sky is hella green. — Jandy Nelson

Oh abstractions are just abstract
until they have an ache in them. — Stephen Dunn

Oh roses for the flush of youth, And laurel for the perfect prime; But pluck an ivy branch for me Grown old before my time. — Christina Rossetti

As an actor, I love being pushed. I love the feeling of, "Oh my god, I have to keep trying. What else is there to do?". — Shiri Appleby

Stay alert!" I told Blackjack. "I've got an idea." Oh, I hate your ideas. — Rick Riordan

Oh yes. I'm an actor, so I just learn my lines, and show up and do it. I gave it a little bit of thought. — Anthony Hopkins

Raylene- Actually ... I have an idea.
Adrian- Oh no.
R- No, it's a *good* idea.
A- I don't believe you. — Cherie Priest

[On an actor who'd broken her leg in London:] Oh, how terrible. She must have done it sliding down a barrister. — Dorothy Parker

See, now there's an idea for an adult panel. Fifty Shades of Gallifrey. Scarf bondage and alternative uses for sonic screwdrivers." Oh, — Kathryn Lively

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice. — Aziz Ansari

Oh, it was an artful place
it must make people who have money want to spend it madly! — Dodie Smith I Capture The Castle

I love to act. And oh-so-love telling stories through film as an actor. Even on my 'days off.' — T. J. Thyne

Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. — Michael Caine

I did almost two years on 'One Life to Live,' so I was thinking, 'Oh yeah, I'm an actor now.' — Teddy Sears

So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave. — Jillian Dodd

Oh, Anya! Let's have an intense spiritual relationship for no believable reason! — Vera Brosgol

I'm on the road, Butte is 58 miles away, and I'm driving 85 mph. So I should be there in an hour. Oh, if only love were so easy to calculate. — Jarod Kintz

Oh, it must be an epidemic,' the priest said; and his eyes were smiling behind his glasses. — Albert Camus

Oh, I would like to live in an empty house, with vines for walls, and a carpet of grass. No planks, no plastic, no fiberglass. — Mary Oliver

Oh! write, write. Finish it at once. Let there be an end of this suspense. Fix, commit, condemn yourself. — Jane Austen

There's an, oh such a hungry yearning burning inside of me. — Cole Porter

I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it ... . — Robert Anton Wilson

I'm always disappointed after an audition when I don't get a part and I hear, "Oh, she was too X, or too Y," and it's too much of a quality. — Zoe Kazan

An agonising, strange, soul-revolting silence lasted for three minutes. Oh, those three minutes! — Anton Chekhov

Oh sweetie, you won't die an old maid. Maybe an old baker, but not a maid. — A.M. Willard

Oh, I fully intend to form an alliance with Luna." Kai glanced at the cyborg foot again. "I just intend to put a different queen on the throne first. — Marissa Meyer

I'm an idol of cinema? Oh, wow. — Dennis Quaid

It seems a little self-involved to be like, 'Oh, he's hitting on me.' Maybe he's just trying to start up an innocent conversation. — Krista Allen

Anything that happens that's good, they think, Oh, it's an accident, when is the roof caving in? You've got to get them out of that mental framework. — Dick Butkus

Oh, Mr Coward, sir - I could never have an affair with you, because you remind me of my father! — Kenneth More

Oh, in France you can't defame an idea, only a person. — Pierre Dukan

I can be a real pessimist. You know that when you win an Oscar, and you walk offstage, and your first thought is: 'Oh God, I've peaked.' — Cate Blanchett

Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle. — C.J. Milbrandt

Reason in language - oh, what an old deceptive female she is! I am afraid we are not rid of God because we still have faith in grammar. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Anne entered it with a sinking heart, anticipating an imprisonment of many months, and anxiously saying to herself, "Oh! when shall I leave you again? — Jane Austen

I realise there's an innate paradox in promoting oneself on the one hand and saying, 'Oh, I don't want to be famous,' on the other. — Romola Garai

Oh, please, could the cohesive-thought fairies land on her with some inspiration? She sounded like an idiot. — Anna J. Stewart

Oh, he was perfect. An orgasm - just for her - and a compliment. She would bottle him and sell him and make her fortune. — Ruthie Knox

Oh. My. God. I'd been dissed. Majorly. Because I was an ugly, disgusting ogre. Snot was probably pouring from my nostrils onto the ground. — Autumn Doughton

Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour! — Aphra Behn

But oh, she dances in such a way!
No sun upon an Easter-day
Is half so fine a sight. — John Suckling

Oh, what a mess life was! Why had she been such an idiot as to marry Charles of all people and have her life end at sixteen? — Margaret Mitchell

Oh, you know what, it's an honor to be mentioned in the company of those that might lead our country forward after President Obama. — Martin O'Malley

Oh, I dasn't, Mars Tom. Ole missis she'd take an' tar de head off'n me. 'Deed she would. — Mark Twain

Oh.
Once again, the penny drops. Damn, there's been an awful lot of penny-dropping, and metaphorically, it's sending me broke. — Kat T. Masen

Yum-O! I say this if something is so good that 'yum' just isn't enough of an exclamation. The accent is on the 'O' as in, 'Oh! That is so good!' — Rachael Ray

She could have had a heart attack!" Jenny insisted. "Oh, please, Ruthie's an unstoppable force of nature, like the Black Plague or Richard Simmons. — Molly Harper

Oh well, perhaps when you're my age you'll know the heart is an untrustworthy beast.The mind too,but it doesn't talk about love. — Graham Greene

Oh, well, in Los Angeles everybody is an actor, or a producer, or a writer, or a director, or an agent, or ... So everybody understands the hours. — Julie Benz

Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo. — Suzanne Wright

I'm not an admirer of action movies. I just think, Oh my God, it must be so tiring. — Catherine Deneuve

Oh yeah, alright, take it easy baby, make it last all night. She was an American Girl. — Tom Petty

Oh, sleep that dreams, and dream that never tires, press from the petals of the lotus flower something of this to keep, the essence of an hour. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Oh God, if you want women to never again raise their voices, then create an adult man! — Jean Giraudoux

But I was afraid I'd have to give up on an ideal explanation of her past life. Oh well, there didn't have to be one necessarily. — Saul Bellow

Becoming an actor? If it's not a calling, don't do it. It's too hard. — Sandra Oh

Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory. — Eugene Mirman

You're such an ass. Has ... anyone ever told you that?"
He flashed a genuinely amused smile. "Oh, Kitten, every single day of my blessed life. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Religion, oh, just another of those numerous failures resulting from an attempt to popularize art. — Ezra Pound

Oh, geez." Noah feigns that I've shot an arrow into his cchcest and falls on the ground. "You're killing mme, Hannah, you're killllllinnngg mmmmee. — Lauren Barnholdt

I came from another county. I spent 15 years in Wells, but I was treated like an outsider. It was like, "Oh, you're not local." — Edgar Wright

Oh, so suddenly you're an expert in crazy?" "After meeting you, I feel I could write a thesis on the subject, — J.L. Weil

Oh, God. I'm trapped in the fucking Chronicles of Narnia."
"I'm sure that would be an amusing reference, if I understood it. — Richelle Mead

Road trips required a couple of things: a well-balanced diet of caffeine, salt and sugar and an excellent selection of tunes - oh, and directions. — Jenn McKinlay

Oh, I have just had an idea - after tea I shall attack myself with sandpaper. — Dodie Smith

Where shall I say you've gone?"
She threw an arm about airily. "Oh, way up high. Over the rainbow somewhere, I guess. — Gregory Maguire

Unblemish'd let me live or die unknown; Oh, grant an honest fame, or grant me none! — Alexander Pope

Maybe that's my lot in life as an actor, to be the guy who gets crapped on everywhere he goes. Oh God. — Rider Strong

Bill Bennett really became an idol for me. I listened to him every morning from 6 to 9 for, oh, years. — Jonathan Krohn

Oh,yes," he uttered hoarsely,savagely."There it is.The walls of your pussy...Shit,it's like an earthquake. Come for me,baby."

~Gray Donohue — Laura Wright

CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this?
BOOKSELLER: We're an antiquarian bookshop.
CUSTOMER: Oh, so you sell books about fish. — Jen Campbell

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

That was what we call in the trade an Unscheduled Reality Excursion, usually abbreviated to 'Oh fuck.' — Charles Stross

I'll never admit that I'm an actor, because the next horrible follow-up question is always, "Oh, what have I seen you in?" — Michael Ian Black

Oh, dear, she thought, this is probably more democracy than an Englishman can stand. — Carla Kelly

Oh yes, he was an idiot. He'd always been frightened by how much he needed her. And now it was too late. — Cornelia Funke

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all. — Jimmy Fallon

I'm a terrible dancer! Oh, I'm an awful dancer! — Bobby Orr

Oh, the positive power of an instructed tongue! How many weary people do we encounter day after day who could use a sustaining word? — Beth Moore