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Instead of going into the bar, where dark shadows sat sampling the tasty waters of oblivion,
— Stephen King
I went to a gay bar, they wanted proof of sex so I showed them, they said it wasn't enough.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Twitter is my bar. I sit at the counter and listen to the conversations, starting others, feeling the atmosphere.
— Paulo Coelho
Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar; flirting with a bimbo named disaster at the end of the bar.
— Ani DiFranco
I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die. — Craig Ferguson
Aggression like this demanded slinging the first punch in a bar brawl, firing rounds at a range, or setting a car on fire.
— Katherine McIntyre
If I'd been joking I would have said, a blind guy walks into a bar. And a table. And a couple of chairs.
— Anonymous
I go down to the dive bar around the corner when I go out. I don't go to the showbiz parties.
— Paul Dano
Prisoners at the bar, have you anything to say in your defence?
— Agatha Christie
Three men had approached her at a bar, one asking if he could buy her a drink. Her reply had been, "Sure. Petrol, please. Unleaded.
— Tessa Bailey
I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.
— Faith Sullivan
Too bad I couldn't take Hopper out drinking with me. He could have become Bar Hopper.
— Richelle Mead
If you wake up in some field during a storm with an iron bar glued to your hand, obviously someone wants you to be a lightning rod.
— Ryan Harding
Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar.
— Ernest Hemingway,
I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.
— Jeremy Piven
It was the kind of bar where everybody knew your name, as long as your name was 'Motherfucker'.
— John Connolly
I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy.
— Evan Goldberg
![Bar Quotes By Jacqueline Susann: Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned?](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/bar-quotes-by-jacqueline-susann-162642.jpg "Bar Quotes By Jacqueline Susann: Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned?")
Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.
— Jacqueline Susann
I thought, If I'm gonna run a jazz club, if I've got Miles Davis' posters in my bar, I should at least know what his horn sounds like.
— Oprah Winfrey
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
— Chris Pratt
I like to grow and experiment, and as an artist, it's about kicking the bar up a little.
— Natalie Cole
Even if you bar my way,even if you stare me in the face,
I'll pass you by on the chasm's edge, finer than a hair. — Wislawa Szymborska
A great screenplay makes everybody step up to the bar and deliver.
— Catherine Hardwicke
We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.
— Doug Stanhope
You can't just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar.
— Brendon Urie
We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.
— Owen Jones
I'm a glutton for coffee Heath Bar crunch ice cream.
— Josh Duhamel
You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.
— Bill Maher
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.
— Demetri Martin
If you were ready to sleep with me we wouldn't be in this bar, but in my room not wasting any more time.
— Stephanie Witter
Be inspired, raising the bar of excellence in your life every day. Act better than before; grow higher than usual; think faster than normal.
— Israelmore Ayivor
Why do we celebrate the opening of a bar so much?
— Ian MacKaye
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing and mojito in your hand.
— Bar Refaeli
I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.
— Bob Lemon
I'm always inspired by people who raise the bar, whether in their field of work, parenthood, or giving back.
— Candace Cameron
Three gods, two Druids, and a selkie walk into a bar ...
— Kevin Hearne
I think I need to film something tropical on a beach in a bar.
— Richard Madden
Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down you'd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown.
— Thomas Hardy
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar.
— Arthur Koestler
I can't raise the bar of others if I haven't raised the bar for myself.
— John C. Maxwell
She said seals sexually assault penguins and deserved to be clubbed. That woman is nuttier than a Snickers bar.
— L. H. Cosway
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work.
— Jason Flemyng
If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me.
— Kristin Hersh
A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge.
— B.H. Liddell Hart
Of course she knows that I will not join her. I have never danced on a bar. I wouldn't know what to do up there besides fall.
— Emily Giffin
Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar." Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair
Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when 'Land Down Under' plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America.
— Elle Lothlorien
I bike all the time in New York City. I bike for hours. I can bike for eight hours a day and just go everywhere with bikes.
— Bar Refaeli
Without stratagems would a people fall, and deliverance is in a wise counsel.
— Michael Bar-Zohar
The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king!
— Jay Electronica
I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
— Billy Connolly
I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running.
— Dave Matthes
The school-room sends men to the Legislature, to the bench, and the executive office. The bar-room sends them to the scaffold and hell.
— Thomas Jordan Jarvis
Ina May Gaskin is the most important person in maternity care in North America, bar none.
— Marsden Wagner
Never will this prevail, that the things that are not are - bar your thought from this road of inquiry.
— Parmenides
But that's a side effect of alcohol, isn't it? Stopping to think about other people is not on the bar menu.
— A.S. King
I need to use the Dam Bathroom, I need to use the Dam Snack bar, I want a Dam Tee-Shirt.
— Rick Riordan
You should have just gone with the crazy guy in the bar, the voice said. No shit. Any ideas?
Yeah: don't die.
Thanks. — T.J. Klune
When I go to M Bar there's all kinds of agents there, looking for people who doing good stuff.
— Bob Odenkirk
What would we do together?" Cath asked. "He'd want to go to the bar,and I'd want to stay home and write fanfiction.
— Rainbow Rowell
By his own admission, he would rather run ten miles, leap a five-bar gate and climb a big hill than engage in any athletic activity.
— Terry Pratchett
Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget.
— David Baldacci
Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed.
— Mia Hamm
I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
— Eric Carr
Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking.
— Tim Ferriss
Clouds of the golden west between its softly dark shores. The sea moaned eerily on the sand-bar, sorrowful even in spring, but a
— L.M. Montgomery
The world is like a bar, we all fill our glasses the way we can.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The grave is no bar to my call.
— Robert Jordan
