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Godfrey quotes: I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

Godfrey quotes: I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

Godfrey quotes: That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

That's what I take pride in in my stand-up, is changing things up. Being special.

Godfrey quotes: I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

Godfrey quotes: If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

Godfrey quotes: Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

Godfrey quotes: You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

Godfrey quotes: I can always create new material. That's something I can control.

I can always create new material. That's something I can control.

Godfrey quotes: You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

Godfrey quotes: Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

Godfrey quotes: I'm forever a part of pop culture.

I'm forever a part of pop culture.

Godfrey quotes: I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

Godfrey quotes: I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

I think there are people living in Walmart dressed up as employees.

Godfrey quotes: I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black ... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black ... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.

Godfrey quotes: I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

Godfrey quotes: Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

Godfrey quotes: Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.

Godfrey quotes: But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

Godfrey quotes: I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

Godfrey quotes: When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!

When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!