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If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
— Jerry Lawler
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
— Jerry Lawler
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
— Jerry Lawler
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
— Jerry Lawler
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
— Jerry Lawler
It's about falling down and getting back up.
— Robbie Lawler
You don't really realize the effect those things have on you when you're growing up but then when you look back you can see how they molded you.
— Robbie Lawler
I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the garage.
— Robbie Lawler
I've been through a lot of ups and downs. Just willing to get back up and grind every day to try and get better.
— Robbie Lawler
I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
— Santino Marella
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
— Jerry Lawler
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
— Jerry Lawler
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
— Jerry Lawler
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
— Jerry Lawler
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
— Jerry Lawler
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
— Jerry Lawler
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!
— Jerry Lawler
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
— Jerry Lawler
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
— Jerry Lawler
I lived in Iowa for pretty much the rest of my life, but I just moved to St. Louis and opened up a gym and MMA training center.
— Robbie Lawler
I got a little bit of the Marine mentality from my dad, I guess. You can't but help absorb the culture you're around.
— Robbie Lawler
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
— Jerry Lawler
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
— Jerry Lawler
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
— Jerry Lawler
I'm looking forward, that's all, I'm not looking backwards.
— Robbie Lawler
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
— Jerry Lawler
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
— Jerry Lawler
Can I press one for English?
— Jerry Lawler
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
— Jerry Lawler
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
— Jerry Lawler
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Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
— Jerry Lawler
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
— Jerry Lawler
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
— Jerry Lawler
It's all about getting better and controlling the things that you can control, which is getting better day to day.
— Robbie Lawler
Are you ready for some puppies?!
— Jerry Lawler
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
— Jerry Lawler
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
— Jerry Lawler
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
— Jerry Lawler
A lot of military kids make a lot of moves but I only made the one, so it wasn't really an issue for me.
— Robbie Lawler
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
— Jerry Lawler
I don't need to do all the trash talking. I try to do it with my fists, my knees, and my feet.
— Robbie Lawler
The fats dented the flats.
— Jerry Lawler
This man can make a horror movie without makeup.
— Jerry Lawler
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"
— Jerry Lawler
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
— Jerry Lawler
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
— Jerry Lawler
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
— Jerry Lawler
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
— Jerry Lawler
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
— Jerry Lawler
Go back to your bingo hall.
— Jerry Lawler
The sport in 2000 wasn't as big as it is now [in 2008].
— Robbie Lawler
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
— Jerry Lawler
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
— Jerry Lawler
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
— Jerry Lawler
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
— Jerry Lawler
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs.
— Jerry Lawler
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
— Jerry Lawler
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
— Jerry Lawler
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
— Jerry Lawler
Get back up when you're knocked down.
— Robbie Lawler
You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens.
— Jerry Lawler
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
— Jerry Lawler
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
— Jerry Lawler
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
— Jerry Lawler
What I've learned from those losses ... Priceless.
— Robbie Lawler
I had never thought about being a professional fighter but meeting Pat [ Militich ] and the guys just pushed me in that direction.
— Robbie Lawler
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
— Jerry Lawler