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Lawler Quotes By John Lawler: Verbing Weirds Language only if you're expecting it Verbing Weirds Language only if you're expecting it to work in a simple way. This is a special case of the more general truth that Language Weirds. — John Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: The sport in 2000 wasn't as big as The sport in 2000 wasn't as big as it is now [in 2008]. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Go back to your bingo hall. Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Foley looks like an un-made bed. Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: It used to be that Shamrock was the It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: This man can make a horror movie without This man can make a horror movie without makeup. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: You know what they call a good looking You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia ... a tourist. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: The fats dented the flats. The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I don't need to do all the trash I don't need to do all the trash talking. I try to do it with my fists, my knees, and my feet. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: If at first you don't succeed, see if If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: A lot of military kids make a lot A lot of military kids make a lot of moves but I only made the one, so it wasn't really an issue for me. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Crash Holly's so short, you can see his Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: When you were born and your mom saw When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I had never thought about being a professional I had never thought about being a professional fighter but meeting Pat [ Militich ] and the guys just pushed me in that direction. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: What I've learned from those losses ... Priceless. What I've learned from those losses ... Priceless. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I asked Sunny if she would ever consider I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I don't know if he needs a tic I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: You know what they say in Arkansas ... You know what they say in Arkansas ... manure happens. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: Get back up when you're knocked down. Get back up when you're knocked down. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: You never really know a woman till you You never really know a woman till you meet her in court. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Cheating is only cheating when you get caught. Cheating is only cheating when you get caught. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Are you ready for some puppies?! Are you ready for some puppies?! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I've been here for nine years, and over I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Santino Marella: Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler! — Santino Marella
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I lived in Iowa for pretty much the I lived in Iowa for pretty much the rest of my life, but I just moved to St. Louis and opened up a gym and MMA training center. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: What the Hell. In 1988, I was the What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: A little sex on TV never hurt anyone A little sex on TV never hurt anyone ... unless you fall off! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I just try to keep getting better every I just try to keep getting better every day, and that's all I can do. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! J.R.'s got moves like Jagger! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Helen Hart is the only person I know Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions? — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: What's twelve inches long and hangs in front What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: When most people get drunk, they see snakes. When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: You know how I impress girls at the You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: It's all about getting better and controlling the It's all about getting better and controlling the things that you can control, which is getting better day to day. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: If the Japanese are so smart, why do If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks? — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Do you have a quarter? My mom told Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: As they say, anything can happen in the As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: The Dudleys are going to get the VIP The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday
Very Intense Pain! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: When God said 'Let there be light', Mae When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I got a little bit of the Marine I got a little bit of the Marine mentality from my dad, I guess. You can't but help absorb the culture you're around. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I'd always done martial arts I was always I'd always done martial arts I was always interested in fighting. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Can I press one for English? Can I press one for English? — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value. Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Robbie Lawler: I'm looking forward, that's all, I'm not looking I'm looking forward, that's all, I'm not looking backwards. — Robbie Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Is he dancing or having a seizure? Is he dancing or having a seizure? — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix. — Jerry Lawler
Lawler Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I'm an artist and I can draw very I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly. — Jerry Lawler