Tony Randall Quotes

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul Muni.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

Awards sell tickets, and they're a clever publicity stunt.

Many of the Universities have very good Theatre Departments these days.

Love isn't an opinion, it's a chemical reaction.

So many people have won Emmys, so many people have won multiple Emmys that I think it's a degraded award.

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother - she looks like my father

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think - It's Brooke Shields.

I never achieved my first goal in the National Actors Theatre, which is to have a permanent Acting Company.

Museums, I love museums.

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?

The young actors coming out of the Universities are well trained.

The competition is pretty rough these days.

We have too many actors for the jobs available.

Awards are only a publicity gimmick.

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.

You mustn't take any award so seriously.

I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.