Masturbate Quotes
Collection of top 52 famous quotes about Masturbate
Masturbate Quotes & Sayings
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I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Problem was, he couldn't masturbate his sexual desires away because he'd fry off his cock. Hector
— Gena Showalter
But life is too short to masturbate silently,
— Asa Akira
To masturbate is to imagine: physically.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Please do not masturbate while I do your feet. I cannot take another moaning horny white woman this week.
— Avery Aster
It did look rather nice, actually, though it was hardly something to masturbate about.
— Anthony McDonald
I would cook it, and look at the pictures and masturbate.
— Jeffrey Dahmer
What do you know?" I wonder, pulling Daisy's sweaty hair out of her face. Ryke gives me a solid glare. "You masturbate too much.
— Krista Ritchie
I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle ... then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival.
— Dave Attell
DO YOU want me to masturbate you?
— Paulo Coelho
The truth is that, after 30 years old, men still masturbate. There are still sexual problems that arise for guys.
— Jason Biggs
If you must masturbate, you have already failed
— Josh Becker
I was forced to masturbate in front of teammates — David Beckham
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.
— Amy Poehler
Don't castrate,But educate,
At least to masturbate! — Himmilicious
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.
— Dave Matthes
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
— Carroll Bryant
If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.
— Dennis Miller
My humor is so dirty I could masturbate to it.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie.
— Joycelyn Elders
Sure, I may need to take breaks between questions to masturbate, but at least I'll get it done.
— Kenya Wright
I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think ... is there nothing on the internet that I won't masturbate to?
— Frankie Boyle
You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can't wait.
— Billy Joel
Fanatics have the look of people who do not masturbate but who think about it almost all time.
— Gregory David Roberts
Drive the women from the bed just as you drove them from the choir; a eunuch sings in Rome, and the priests masturbate.
— Franz Grillparzer
The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.
— Christine O'Donnell
I hate it when people take so long to drink a single glass. IT is like putting on a condom to masturbate.
— Gregory David Roberts
I couldn't even masturbate without fearing I'd cry out his name and scare the damn dog.
— Karina Halle
Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes 'say masturbate, it'll be hilarious'.
— Anna Kendrick
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?
— Kresley Cole
