AI guess that's what happens when you have no Botox, make-up or fake tan. You have expressions instead. 
Oh, please. If she's going to use Mr. Darcy to prop up her arguments, I give up. 
Make-up artists should hereby get the Nobel prize for adding to human happiness. And so should hairdressers. And so should Luke. 
Everyone's moving on without me, into a world I don't understand. 
And the truth is, the country is very cool. It's absolutely the new town. 
Ciao," I say casually, and flick my hair back. "Si. Ciao." I could so be Italian. Except I might have to learn a few more words. 
I had no plans to be a writer. My teenaged bid for stardom was to be a pop star ... which, ahem, didn't exactly work out. 
We all fail to appreciate each day just how much we already possess. Light, air, freedom, the companionship of friends. 
Some people lose their nerve for riding or skiing or driving; well, I've lost my nerve for life. 
The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. 
Whoever started the rumor that life has to be perfect is a very wicked person, if you ask me. 
We should confide in each other. We shouldn't keep things fro each other. I mean, we've known each other for over twenty years,for God's sake. 
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. 
she's a red-Headed bitch and I hate her! 
Once you've started cheating, does it really matter what your methods are? 
If you can't be honest with your friends and colleagues and loved ones, then what is life all about? 
I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan 
Love. This is a lorry, not a Ferrari. 
I can never resist telling people good news. I mean, why not brighten someone else's life too? 
I think, if Demeter had to put her religion down on a form, she'd put Organic. 
He's hopeless," sighs Suze. "You know, he can name about a hundred breeds of sheep but not one of Madonna's husbands. 
It hasn't snowed like this for years. Real, proper snow. Dickensian snow, 
Emma, your granddad's on the line," says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. "Something about the night bus and he'll never trust you again? 
You can't just switch off your feelings because the other person did. 
Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up. 
We're all confused, Samantha. We all need more time to think. That's life. Get over it. 
Mummy always told me, you should never let a man see your feelings or the contents of your handbag. 
We don't choose our flaws, unfortunately. 
My phone's my life. I can't exist without it. It's a vital organ. 
Wow. So you didn't expect it?""No. Not at all."
"Were you like, 'Fuck!
I love all my characters. I love their weaknesses and flaws. I feel like they're all my best friends and I adore being with them. 
Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone's advice, then bother to listen to it. 
You can want and want and want, but if he doesn't want you back ... you might as well wish the sky were red. 
She doesn't really have a sense of humor. I think she'd like to have one - it's just that she doesn't quite understand what jokes are for. 
If it's in the bin, it's public property. 
Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws. 
What if our children are all super-bright and I can't understand what they're saying and they look down on me because I haven't got a PhD? 
If you want to get ahead, you have to create your own chances. You have to carve out your own opportunities. 
I feel scalded inside. Like, third-degree burns. But no one can see them. (Fliss talking about her divorce.) 
It's his mother's birthday? But he didn't tell me. I don't have a card. I don't have a gift. How could he do this to me?Men are crap.
I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened. 
There's nothing like your mother's sympathetic voice to make you want to burst into tears. 
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. 
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Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg.
In fact, her whole demeanor is calmer. It's creepy. It's like she's had Botox of the soul. 
And we spend the rest of the evening getting very pissed and eating ice cream, as we always do when something good or bad happens to either one of us. 
You can't switch sides!" I glare at him in fury."I was never on your side," retorts Lorcan. "Your side is the nutty side.
You need some accessories. Some businesswoman-type accessories." "Like what? A Filofax? 
In the end, you have to choose whether or not to trust someone. 
It's funny how life works like a seesaw: Some things go up while others plunge down. 
You don't always have to know who you are. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what to do next. 
That dream's over," I say shortly. "Partners don't make fifty-million-quid mistakes. 
Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby. 
It's all a game. And if you don't want to play, maybe you shouldn't come to Hollywood. 
Mothers are multi-taskers. 
I'm a great fan of taking my laptop out and about. 
When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen. 
Everyone should keep a dream journal, did you know that? 
Jeez Louise. I know why rich people are so thin: it's from trekking around their humongous houses the whole time. 
I know friends should be supportive of each other's life decisions and all that. 
I need to backtrack. I need to reboot.Do not save changes
He is a terrible human being. He's a shit. So don't dwell on him. Flush him out of your life. Gone. 
I mean, when I think about it, what's more important? Clothes - or the miracle of new life? 
The thing with giving up is you never know. You never know whether you could have done the job. And I'm sick of not knowing about my life. 
The worst thing a girl can do is trail after a boy when a love affair is dead. 
Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact. 