Sperm Quotes

Collection of top 55 famous quotes about Sperm

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Sperm Quotes By Linda Howard: It's not the heat," came his return mutter. It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm". — Linda Howard
Sperm Quotes By Jaxy Mono: See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your sperm. Now you can't help yourself. You're mine. — Jaxy Mono
Sperm Quotes By Charles Bukowski: Love dries up, I thoughtas I walked back Love dries up, I thought
as I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm. — Charles Bukowski
Sperm Quotes By Pitigrilli: Mysticism was merely virility in a state of Mysticism was merely virility in a state of liquidation; sperm that had gone bad. — Pitigrilli
Sperm Quotes By Saurabh Sharma: If you have an old habit of competing If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!! — Saurabh Sharma
Sperm Quotes By Andrew Demcak: my skin listening still no accompanist: I can't my skin listening

still no accompanist:

I can't kiss me!

and the sperm's tempo
always insisting — Andrew Demcak
Sperm Quotes By Cynthia Hand: I didn't break up with you because of I didn't break up with you because of your sperm. — Cynthia Hand
Sperm Quotes By Jean Genet: Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! — Jean Genet
Sperm Quotes By Herman Melville: I tell you, the sperm whale will stand I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense. — Herman Melville
Sperm Quotes By Buffy Andrews: You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews
Sperm Quotes By Jessica Clare: A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm. — Jessica Clare
Sperm Quotes By John Kennedy Toole: I suspect that I am the result of I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner. — John Kennedy Toole
Sperm Quotes By Andrew Smith: I think it is always appropriate to end I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake. — Andrew Smith
Sperm Quotes By Peter Watts: By now it's got as much in common By now it's got as much in common with its origins as a humpback whale would have with the sperm cells from a therapsid lizard. Still, — Peter Watts
Sperm Quotes By David Mitchell: But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a guy, and guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell
Sperm Quotes By Katherine A. Briccetti: To have my life accepted as just another To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment. — Katherine A. Briccetti
Sperm Quotes By Emile M. Cioran: Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. — Emile M. Cioran
Sperm Quotes By Colleen Hoover: Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make, — Colleen Hoover
Sperm Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sperm Quotes By Devon McCormack: Being a laborer with one hand is about Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack
Sperm Quotes By Herman Melville: Pott's, to whom I handed the work for Pott's, to whom I handed the work for translation, giving him a box of sperm candles — Herman Melville
Sperm Quotes By Alan F. Dixson: Homo sapiens exhibits traits consistent with a long Homo sapiens exhibits traits consistent with a long history of polygyny or monogamy, and a relative absence of sperm competition. — Alan F. Dixson
Sperm Quotes By Jessica Park: Why is luge a sport? You dress up Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That's hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic. — Jessica Park
Sperm Quotes By Daria Snadowsky: But when I gave bl0w jobs to my But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? — Daria Snadowsky
Sperm Quotes By Mitt Romney: When sperm and egg unite, something goes from When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. — Mitt Romney
Sperm Quotes By Susan Block: Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars! Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars! — Susan Block
Sperm Quotes By James S.A. Corey: If you wanted kids, I hope you have If you wanted kids, I hope you have some sperm in a bank someplace, because all your little soldiers have two heads now. Miller — James S.A. Corey
Sperm Quotes By Rowena Cherry: Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. — Rowena Cherry
Sperm Quotes By David Mitchell: Guys are all sperm-guns. Guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell
Sperm Quotes By George R R Martin: The air smelled of salt and frying fish, The air smelled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm. — George R R Martin
Sperm Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sperm Quotes By Bjork: Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
Sperm Quotes By Rowena Cherry: Never sleep with a lady only once, especially Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett — Rowena Cherry
Sperm Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: The massive lump of flesh that has created The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live. — Michael Bassey Johnson
Sperm Quotes By Marina Keegan: When the moon gets bored, it kills whales. When the moon gets bored, it kills whales. Blue whales and fin whales and humpback, sperm, and orca whales: centrifugal forces don't discriminate. — Marina Keegan
Sperm Quotes By Bauvard: Frogs. We all want their long tongues and Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm. — Bauvard
Sperm Quotes By Nicki Elson: That's all women need men for? Sperm, a That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? — Nicki Elson
Sperm Quotes By Suzanne Brockmann: He made a few deposits in a sperm He made a few deposits in a sperm bank. — Suzanne Brockmann
Sperm Quotes By Marcus Aurelius: You should always look on human life as You should always look on human life as short and cheap. Yesterday sperm: tomorrow a mummy or ashes. — Marcus Aurelius
Sperm Quotes By Kim Holden: Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks in the room and says, The sperm donor returns. How goes it, maestro? How was the journey from bean town? — Kim Holden