Sperm Quotes
Collection of top 55 famous quotes about Sperm
Sperm Quotes & Sayings
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When coming to making kids: Size doesn't count, it's sperm count that counts.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)
— Jennifer Crusie
He had fallen for Cal like a sperm-whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle.
— Jodi Taylor
You're just the sperm donor, Norm," he says, heading for the door. "That's all you were ever good for. Fucking sperm.
— Jonathan Tropper
Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!
— Kazuo Koike
Gabi to Marcus I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!
— Cherise Sinclair
I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.
— Herman Melville
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.
— Douglas Adams
I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm
— Shelly Laurenston
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
— Michelle Rodriguez
I may make you feel but I can't make you think ... your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink ...
— Jethro Tull
Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.
— Molly Harper
Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars!
— Susan Block
If you wanted kids, I hope you have some sperm in a bank someplace, because all your little soldiers have two heads now. Miller
— James S.A. Corey
But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?
— Daria Snadowsky
Guys are all sperm-guns.
— David Mitchell
The air smelled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm.
— George R R Martin
Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
He made a few deposits in a sperm bank.
— Suzanne Brockmann
You should always look on human life as short and cheap. Yesterday sperm: tomorrow a mummy or ashes.
— Marcus Aurelius
I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.
— John Kennedy Toole
See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your sperm. Now you can't help yourself. You're mine.
— Jaxy Mono
If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!!
— Saurabh Sharma
my skin listening still no accompanist:
I can't kiss me!
and the sperm's tempo
always insisting — Andrew Demcak
I didn't break up with you because of your sperm.
— Cynthia Hand
Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears!
— Jean Genet
I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.
— Herman Melville
You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.
— Buffy Andrews
A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm.
— Jessica Clare
I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake.
— Andrew Smith
To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment.
— Katherine A. Briccetti
Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
— Emile M. Cioran
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.
— Devon McCormack
