When coming to making kids: Size doesn't count, it's sperm count that counts.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)
— Jennifer Crusie
He had fallen for Cal like a sperm-whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle.
— Jodi Taylor
You're just the sperm donor, Norm," he says, heading for the door. "That's all you were ever good for. Fucking sperm.
— Jonathan Tropper
Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!
— Kazuo Koike
Gabi to Marcus I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!
— Cherise Sinclair
I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.
— Herman Melville
In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.
— Douglas Adams
I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm
— Shelly Laurenston
Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.
— Michelle Rodriguez
I may make you feel but I can't make you think ... your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink ...
— Jethro Tull
Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.
— Molly Harper
It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm". — Linda Howard
See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your sperm. Now you can't help yourself. You're mine. — Jaxy Mono
Love dries up, I thoughtas I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm. — Charles Bukowski
Mysticism was merely virility in a state of liquidation; sperm that had gone bad. — Pitigrilli
If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!! — Saurabh Sharma
my skin listening still no accompanist:
I can't kiss me!
and the sperm's tempo
always insisting — Andrew Demcak
I didn't break up with you because of your sperm. — Cynthia Hand
Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears! — Jean Genet
I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense. — Herman Melville
You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews
A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm. — Jessica Clare
I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner. — John Kennedy Toole
I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake. — Andrew Smith
By now it's got as much in common with its origins as a humpback whale would have with the sperm cells from a therapsid lizard. Still, — Peter Watts
But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a guy, and guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell
To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment. — Katherine A. Briccetti
Sperm is a bandit in its pure state. — Emile M. Cioran
Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make, — Colleen Hoover
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut. — Devon McCormack
Pott's, to whom I handed the work for translation, giving him a box of sperm candles — Herman Melville
Homo sapiens exhibits traits consistent with a long history of polygyny or monogamy, and a relative absence of sperm competition. — Alan F. Dixson
Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That's hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic. — Jessica Park
But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm? — Daria Snadowsky
When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. — Mitt Romney
Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars! — Susan Block
If you wanted kids, I hope you have some sperm in a bank someplace, because all your little soldiers have two heads now. Miller — James S.A. Corey
Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. — Rowena Cherry
Guys are all sperm-guns. — David Mitchell
The air smelled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm. — George R R Martin
Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.-'Rhett — Rowena Cherry
The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live. — Michael Bassey Johnson
When the moon gets bored, it kills whales. Blue whales and fin whales and humpback, sperm, and orca whales: centrifugal forces don't discriminate. — Marina Keegan
Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm. — Bauvard
That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? — Nicki Elson
He made a few deposits in a sperm bank. — Suzanne Brockmann
You should always look on human life as short and cheap. Yesterday sperm: tomorrow a mummy or ashes. — Marcus Aurelius
Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks in the room and says, The sperm donor returns. How goes it, maestro? How was the journey from bean town? — Kim Holden
