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Cars Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Cars Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: And the first five places are filled by

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. — Murray Walker

Cars Funny Quotes By Adam Rex: Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. — Adam Rex

Cars Funny Quotes By John Goode: That's the funny thing about cars and teenage

That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do. — John Goode

Cars Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: And the first three cars are all Escorts,

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. — Murray Walker

Cars Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: Stewart has two cars in the top five:

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker

Cars Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Jewish man pulls up to the curb

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!" — Henny Youngman

Cars Funny Quotes By Anita Clenney: All human males were as fascinated with cars

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. — Anita Clenney

Cars Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Cars will soon have the Internet on the

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Cars Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Marshall Thomas: Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding. — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas