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You love the bitch from hell? Well then, you must be nuts.

There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.

When I was your age, if a boy behaved badly, one simply scored his name out from one's dance card.
(Sadie Lancaster - to Lara Lington)

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

Trust Jess to get engaged all discreetly and not say a word. I'd have run straight in, saying, Guess what? Look at my pebble ring!

Don't look back once, the entire time I'm talking to her. But I can feel his eyes on me all the time. Like sunshine.

Great. Just great. One glimpse of his body and I have a full-blown crush.
I honestly thought I was a bit deeper than that.

See how I stopped mid-sentence? I can do it too. When I don't necessarily want to reveal the exact thought I'm having.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Sometimes you don't need a goal in life, you don't need to know the big picture. you just need to know what you're going to do next!

If you spend most of your time turned away from people, you get to know what they're doing without having to see it.

I also know that standing up for yourself can be hard. But you have to do it.
Sam Roxton

Take your future into your own hands. Make it happen. Life is a coloring book, but you have the pens.

Should I tolerate it as normal male behaviour, like when he gets a cold and starts Googling nose cancer symptoms discharge nostrils?

My daily Nespresso coffee, an unexpected shaft of sunlight through the window on a winter's day, my bargain Missoni sunglasses (70 percent off!)

I'm an impulse buyer. I don't really go out with a list.

A party like this isn't about the surprise factor. It's about someone going to so much trouble that it just ... overwhelms you.

Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.

We're all to driven by materialism. Obsessed with success. With money. With trying to impress people who'll never be impressed.

A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.

God, real people are so disappointing. I'm sure she would have done it better in the box-set version.

Books are educational; so you can buy as many as you want. Sophie Kinsella, shopping at the Limelight Marketplace

In honor of my goddaughter's christening, I will perform 'The Real Slim Shady,' by Eminem," he says confidently.

Don't think about it. Don't think about what could have been. It's too unbearable.

But you can't stay with people because of guilt. Or because they can drive a speedboat.

A mistake isn't a mistake unless it can't be put right.

My voice is clotted with unshed tears.

You've gone back to the way you used to be before. The way you promised you'd never be again.

Never tell a man all about yourself, it's bound to lead to trouble.

And maybe now you'll start treating everybody with respect. Not just the people you think are important.

Everyone knows the first rule of business is "Look good during confrontations." Or if it isn't, it should be.

Like most of us, I'm used to juggling about 52 roles in life. Wife. Mother. Sister. Friend. Author. Sometimes I feel a bit 'multiple-personality'.

Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a few numbers. I mean, just how scary can a few numbers be?

Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.

In fact, her whole demeanor is calmer. It's creepy. It's like she's had Botox of the soul.

Six minutes isn't sex," I hear him
saying as my eyes crash shut. "Six
minutes is a boiled egg.

I feel scalded inside. Like, third-degree burns. But no one can see them. (Fliss talking about her divorce.)

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She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.

It's his mother's birthday? But he didn't tell me. I don't have a card. I don't have a gift. How could he do this to me?
Men are crap.

I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.

There's nothing like your mother's sympathetic voice to make you want to burst into tears.

I'm a great fan of taking my laptop out and about.

Women need chocolate. It's a scientific fact.

The worst thing a girl can do is trail after a boy when a love affair is dead.

The thing with giving up is you never know. You never know whether you could have done the job. And I'm sick of not knowing about my life.

I mean, when I think about it, what's more important? Clothes - or the miracle of new life?

He is a terrible human being. He's a shit. So don't dwell on him. Flush him out of your life. Gone.

I need to backtrack. I need to reboot.
Do not save changes

I know friends should be supportive of each other's life decisions and all that.

Jeez Louise. I know why rich people are so thin: it's from trekking around their humongous houses the whole time.

Everyone should keep a dream journal, did you know that?

When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung by deliverymen.

And we spend the rest of the evening getting very pissed and eating ice cream, as we always do when something good or bad happens to either one of us.

Mothers are multi-taskers.

It's all a game. And if you don't want to play, maybe you shouldn't come to Hollywood.

You can want and want and want, but if he doesn't want you back ... you might as well wish the sky were red.

That dream's over," I say shortly. "Partners don't make fifty-million-quid mistakes.

You don't always have to know who you are. Sometimes, it's enough just to know what to do next.

It's funny how life works like a seesaw: Some things go up while others plunge down.

In the end, you have to choose whether or not to trust someone.

You need some accessories. Some businesswoman-type accessories." "Like what? A Filofax?

You can't switch sides!" I glare at him in fury.
"I was never on your side," retorts Lorcan. "Your side is the nutty side.

Some people lose their nerve for riding or skiing or driving; well, I've lost my nerve for life.

Love. This is a lorry, not a Ferrari.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan

If you can't be honest with your friends and colleagues and loved ones, then what is life all about?

Once you've started cheating, does it really matter what your methods are?

she's a red-Headed bitch and I hate her!

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.

We should confide in each other. We shouldn't keep things fro each other. I mean, we've known each other for over twenty years,for God's sake.

Whoever started the rumor that life has to be perfect is a very wicked person, if you ask me.

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.

I can never resist telling people good news. I mean, why not brighten someone else's life too?

We all fail to appreciate each day just how much we already possess. Light, air, freedom, the companionship of friends.

I had no plans to be a writer. My teenaged bid for stardom was to be a pop star ... which, ahem, didn't exactly work out.

Ciao," I say casually, and flick my hair back. "Si. Ciao." I could so be Italian. Except I might have to learn a few more words.

And the truth is, the country is very cool. It's absolutely the new town.

Everyone's moving on without me, into a world I don't understand.

Make-up artists should hereby get the Nobel prize for adding to human happiness. And so should hairdressers. And so should Luke.

Oh, please. If she's going to use Mr. Darcy to prop up her arguments, I give up.

AI guess that's what happens when you have no Botox, make-up or fake tan. You have expressions instead.

We don't choose our flaws, unfortunately.

What if our children are all super-bright and I can't understand what they're saying and they look down on me because I haven't got a PhD?

Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws.

If it's in the bin, it's public property.

She doesn't really have a sense of humor. I think she'd like to have one - it's just that she doesn't quite understand what jokes are for.

Rule of life. If you bother to ask someone's advice, then bother to listen to it.

I love all my characters. I love their weaknesses and flaws. I feel like they're all my best friends and I adore being with them.

Wow. So you didn't expect it?"
"No. Not at all."
"Were you like, 'Fuck!

My phone's my life. I can't exist without it. It's a vital organ.

If you want to get ahead, you have to create your own chances. You have to carve out your own opportunities.

Mummy always told me, you should never let a man see your feelings or the contents of your handbag.

We're all confused, Samantha. We all need more time to think. That's life. Get over it.

Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.

You can't just switch off your feelings because the other person did.

Emma, your granddad's on the line," says Artemis, putting her hand over the receiver. "Something about the night bus and he'll never trust you again?

It hasn't snowed like this for years. Real, proper snow. Dickensian snow,

He's hopeless," sighs Suze. "You know, he can name about a hundred breeds of sheep but not one of Madonna's husbands.

I think, if Demeter had to put her religion down on a form, she'd put Organic.