Ron Luciano quotes: wise famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Ron Luciano

Ron Luciano Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Lou Piniella only argues on days ending with the letter 'y'.

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.

I never called a balk in my life. I didn't understand the rule.

Umpire's heaven is a place where he works third base every game. Home is where the heartache is.

Being an umpire is like being a king. It prepares you for nothing.

If it's true you learn from your mistakes, Jim Frey will be the best manager ever

Throwing people out of a game is like learning to ride a bicycle
once you get the hang of it, it can be a lot of fun.

One reason I never called balks is that I never understood the rule.

Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is ... well, an umpire.