Ray Romano Quotes
Top 71 wise famous quotes and sayings by Ray Romano
Ray Romano Famous Quotes & Sayings
Discover top inspirational quotes from Ray Romano on Wise Famous Quotes.
My wife said to me 'I hope you win ... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.
Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.
I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.
If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all.
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.
The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.
I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.
My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.
That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.
The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.
Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.
If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.
I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.