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Ray Romano quotes: My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano quotes: Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on? Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what's goin' on?
Ray Romano quotes: My wife said to me 'I hope you win ... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never My wife said to me 'I hope you win ... but if you do and you go up and say you love me, don't think it makes up for never saying it when we're alone.
Ray Romano quotes: In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing. In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you're doing.
Ray Romano quotes: If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano quotes: I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating. I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating.
Ray Romano quotes: Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.. Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
Ray Romano quotes: Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.
Ray Romano quotes: The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology.
Ray Romano quotes: Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat. Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and fat.
Ray Romano quotes: I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. I'll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm.
Ray Romano quotes: Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters. Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.
Ray Romano quotes: As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level. As an actor, that's nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level.
Ray Romano quotes: I still do standup. I still do standup.
Ray Romano quotes: My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar. My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.
Ray Romano quotes: Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith. Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith.
Ray Romano quotes: After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?' After 'Raymond,' there was this big feeling of, 'What do I do next?'
Ray Romano quotes: I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
Ray Romano quotes: If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all. If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it's good to be married to someone who's not impressed with that at all.
Ray Romano quotes: Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
Ray Romano quotes: I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over. I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over.
Ray Romano quotes: I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene. I don't know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene.
Ray Romano quotes: It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing. It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
Ray Romano quotes: That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream. That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream.
Ray Romano quotes: Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore. Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.
Ray Romano quotes: The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny.
Ray Romano quotes: I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive. I do know its important to keep the romantic spark alive in your marriage. But with four kids, sometimes it's enough just to keep yourself alive.
Ray Romano quotes: I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life. I am like Hugh Hefner minus anything good about his life.
Ray Romano quotes: The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out. The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.
Ray Romano quotes: For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two. For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
Ray Romano quotes: I live in L.A. Now. I live in L.A. Now.
Ray Romano quotes: I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you. I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
Ray Romano quotes: It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from. It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.
Ray Romano quotes: My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked. My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.
Ray Romano quotes: I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people. I love hitting into the rough because it gets me close to the people.
Ray Romano quotes: I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now. I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
Ray Romano quotes: I still got my hair, I'm not fat. I still got my hair, I'm not fat.
Ray Romano quotes: That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man. That's the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That's the game in which I'm da man.
Ray Romano quotes: You know, a TV show is a slow build. You know, a TV show is a slow build.
Ray Romano quotes: The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience. The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
Ray Romano quotes: I'm from New York. I'm from New York.
Ray Romano quotes: I do still get intimidated by certain things. I do still get intimidated by certain things.
Ray Romano quotes: Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
Ray Romano quotes: You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.
Ray Romano quotes: My career has been my craziest adventure. My career has been my craziest adventure.
Ray Romano quotes: I lived at home till I was 29. I lived at home till I was 29.
Ray Romano quotes: I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.
Ray Romano quotes: I love standup and I haven't given it up. I love standup and I haven't given it up.
Ray Romano quotes: Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly. Whenever I get down about life going by too quickly, what helps me is a little mantra that I repeat to myself: at least I'm not a fruit fly.
Ray Romano quotes: I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience. I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
Ray Romano quotes: In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Ray Romano quotes: I do what I do because I love it. I do what I do because I love it.
Ray Romano quotes: My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child. My theory has always been that everyone in show business is there because they were deprived of some attention as a child.
Ray Romano quotes: I like doing film, you know, single-camera. I like doing film, you know, single-camera.
Ray Romano quotes: I can't complain about my career, that's for sure. I can't complain about my career, that's for sure.
Ray Romano quotes: The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness. The fact that they let me in a movie with Gene Hackman has left me with no faith in show buisness.
Ray Romano quotes: I have this mistress: show business. I have this mistress: show business.
Ray Romano quotes: If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license. If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.
Ray Romano quotes: You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
Ray Romano quotes: I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out. I don't think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we'll get it out.
Ray Romano quotes: My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent. My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.
Ray Romano quotes: I'm aging, and the world is seeing it. I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.
Ray Romano quotes: I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off. I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.
Ray Romano quotes: I don't get sick. I don't get sick.
Ray Romano quotes: I was wracked with insecurity. I was wracked with insecurity.
Ray Romano quotes: I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived. I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.
Ray Romano quotes: I want to do well and I want to fit in. I want to do well and I want to fit in.
Ray Romano quotes: I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
Ray Romano quotes: You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
Ray Romano quotes: Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.. Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
Ray Romano quotes: I married a saint - well, a saint who curses. I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.

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