Your Best Friend Funny Quotes

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Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Erma Bombeck: A friend doesn't go on a diet because A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Christian Slater: I just killed my best friend ... and I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? Christian Slater
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Edward De Bono: I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. — Edward De Bono
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to a restaurant with my friend, I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wrote my friend a letter using a I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: He hasn't an enemy in the world, and He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. — Oscar Wilde
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I realized I'd only seen him at night I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. — Augusten Burroughs
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jennifer Finney Boylan: It's funny how you can know a person, It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart. — Jennifer Finney Boylan
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: My friend has hand soap that smells like My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Gelett Burgess: Love is only chatter, friends are all that Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Euripides: I hate it in friends when they come I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Dana Marie Bell: Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mazo De La Roche: My Scottie refused to go for a walk My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. — Mazo De La Roche
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Bruce White: Friends are what God gives you to make Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Wavy Gravy: Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. — Wavy Gravy
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: We all have that one friend that walks We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home — Thabang Gideon Magaola
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mary Engelbreit: There's no better friend than a sister ... There's no better friend than a sister ... — Mary Engelbreit
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley: Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason — Mason Cooley
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Samuel Hall Lord: A friend in need is a friend to A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. — Samuel Hall Lord
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Robin Palmer: I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. — Robin Palmer
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: I'm the munter of my friends. I've got I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Libba Bray: It was funny how one afternoon with a It was funny how one afternoon with a best friend could set a girl right. — Libba Bray
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By A.A. Milne: Life is so much friendlier with two. Life is so much friendlier with two. — A.A. Milne
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Francis Bacon: Without friends the world is but a wilderness. Without friends the world is but a wilderness. — Francis Bacon
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: I can be your best friend or your I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey