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Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Erma Bombeck: A friend doesn't go on a diet because A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. Erma Bombeck
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: My friend named his car. And I don't My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but ... what a dork. Demetri Martin
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: I have a friend named Doris who argues, I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. Dave Barry
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Charles Caleb Colton: Never join with your friend when he abuses Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. Charles Caleb Colton
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mary Engelbreit: There's no better friend than a sister ... There's no better friend than a sister ... — Mary Engelbreit
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: I can be your best friend or your I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. — Jim Carrey
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Francis Bacon: Without friends the world is but a wilderness. Without friends the world is but a wilderness. — Francis Bacon
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By A.A. Milne: Life is so much friendlier with two. Life is so much friendlier with two. — A.A. Milne
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Libba Bray: It was funny how one afternoon with a It was funny how one afternoon with a best friend could set a girl right. — Libba Bray
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jon Foreman: Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: I'm the munter of my friends. I've got I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Robin Palmer: I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. — Robin Palmer
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Samuel Hall Lord: A friend in need is a friend to A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. — Samuel Hall Lord
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley: Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason — Mason Cooley
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Edward De Bono: I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. — Edward De Bono
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I realized I'd only seen him at night I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. — Augusten Burroughs
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Thabang Gideon Magaola: We all have that one friend that walks We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home — Thabang Gideon Magaola
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to a restaurant with my friend, I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Wavy Gravy: Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. — Wavy Gravy
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wrote my friend a letter using a I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Bruce White: Friends are what God gives you to make Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Mazo De La Roche: My Scottie refused to go for a walk My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. — Mazo De La Roche
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Dana Marie Bell: Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. — Dana Marie Bell
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Euripides: I hate it in friends when they come I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. — Euripides
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Gelett Burgess: Love is only chatter, friends are all that Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. — Gelett Burgess
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: My friend has hand soap that smells like My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Jennifer Finney Boylan: It's funny how you can know a person, It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart. — Jennifer Finney Boylan
Your Best Friend Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: He hasn't an enemy in the world, and He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. — Oscar Wilde