Your Best Friend Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There's no better friend than a sister ... —
Mary Engelbreit

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter. —
Jim Carrey

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. —
Nancy Thayer

Without friends the world is but a wilderness. —
Francis Bacon

Life is so much friendlier with two. —
A.A. Milne

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. —
Rebecca Brooks

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. —
Jimmy Carr

It was funny how one afternoon with a best friend could set a girl right. —
Libba Bray

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. —
Jon Foreman

I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. —
Russell Howard

I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic. —
Robin Palmer

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. —
Samuel Hall Lord

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason —
Mason Cooley

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend. —
Edward De Bono

I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. —
Augusten Burroughs

We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home —
Thabang Gideon Magaola

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." —
Mitch Hedberg

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. —
Wavy Gravy

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. —
Mitch Hedberg

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. —
Bruce White

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. —
Mazo De La Roche

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira's
underwear. —
Dana Marie Bell

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. —
Euripides

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. —
Gelett Burgess

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. —
Demetri Martin

It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart. —
Jennifer Finney Boylan

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. —
Oscar Wilde