Phones No Phone Quotes

As long as you have a Cell Phone you're never alone — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Mobile is no longer about what you can do on your cell phone. Mobile is all about doing more, all of the time. — Mitch Joel

I'm trying to phase out my availability on the phone. People call you when you're walking down the street and say the most random stuff. — Nico Muhly

Remember to connect with people now and then. In fact, pick up the phone, right now, and call a friend for no other reason than to say hi. — Simon Sinek

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. — Bill Murray

You see a kid making a film on a cell phone. He doesn't know what he's doing either. But it comes out kind of good. — John Waters

I don't really send text messages. I rarely carry my phone. I occasionally check messages at the end of the night, but I don't carry it around. — Angelina Jolie

When you get a mobile phone it is almost like having a card to get you out of poverty in a couple of years. — Muhammad Yunus

Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book! — Jerry Lawler

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter. — Dane Cook

The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone. — Andy Kindler

It was really cool being out on the road and doing school with my tutor over Skype or on the phone, but it can definitely be difficult. — Jackson Guthy

Dream stompers are people who want to stomp on your hopes and dreams. Lose their phone numbers — Jordan Belfort

In my country (Belgium), if you sit beside the phone long enough, it will ring and you will be invited to play rugby for Belgium! — Jacques Rogge

If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. — Dave Attell

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back. — Eddie Griffin

Return telephone calls promptly but be judicious about the time spent on the phone. — Mary Kay Ash

I don't have many friends so the phone doesn't ring and no one's asking me to go out and go dancing with them. — Henry Rollins

Celtel established a mobile phone network in Africa at a time when investors told me that there was no market for mobile phones there. — Mo Ibrahim

I have done quite a few signings at bookstores, libraries and conferences. I have received phone calls and letters from people who liked the book. — Kate DiCamillo

Success will be when every child in the world has access to a service like Childline and knows that someone who cares is just a phone call away — Jeroo Billimoria

What a relief. I didn't have to check the toilet for anything or the light bulbs or the phone. It was just good old-fashioned friendship. — Julia Roberts

I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?' — Demetri Martin

Every time you answer the phone, someone is crying, someone is raging, someone is begging you to solve their problems. — Aryn Kyle

Downloading a Tamagotchi egg onto my phone is possibly the loudest my biological clock has ever ticked. — AJ Lee

My phone has been ringing off the hook. I have like 17 cell phones and pagers. — Steven Cojocaru

President Bush called Arnold to congratulate him today, and after he got off the phone, Arnold said, 'I thought my English was bad.' — Jay Leno

I come from the Lynchs of Sligo. You know, I went there, but I looked in the phone book and there are nine million Lynches in Sligo. — Jack Nicholson

There are only two reasons why a woman doesn't pick up her phone. She either likes him too much or hates him too much. — Yoon Se-ah

Duotrope is like a smart phone. You can't imagine the world ever going back. — David

Half the people in the world have never made a phone call ... half. — William Esrey

I'm not even going to be able to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. — Taylor Swift

I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me. — Demetri Martin

I'll give you my phone number. When you worry, call me. I'll make you happy. — Bob Marley

If God calls you, pick up the damn phone! — Lady G

When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on the phone — Jimmy Fallon

A mobile phone needs a manual in the way that a teacup doesn't — Douglas Adams

Being able to check your balance on the phone is the best invention ever. — Lemar

I find that going to bed without my phone or an iPad makes me sleep better and helps me wake up without obsessing over emails. It makes my day better. — Jane Levy

Dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release. — Jasmine Cresswell

My primary phone is the iPhone. I love the beauty of it. But I wish it did all the things my Android does, I really do. — Steve Wozniak

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone. — Craig Ferguson

I'll never buy a cell phone, I'd rather die than have a cell phones. Cell phones are the 21st century's ball and chain. — Rebecca McNutt

Give a cold shoulder to cold callers. Never invest in anything based on a phone call from someone you don't know or whose office is a post office box. — Nancy Dunnan

There's nothing that would keep Apple out of the Android market as a secondary phone market, — Steve Wozniak

We did not enter the search business. [Google] entered the phone business. Make no mistake they want to kill the iPhone. We won't let them. — Steve Jobs

If you do any thriller or horror movie a big part of the process is accounting for the cell phone. — Jaume Collet-Serra

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone. — David Letterman

Technology's allowing the phone to start to see and understand much like how the human brain does. — Matt Mills

I find it peculiar when people scoff at one bold idea, and yet they'll then turn over and watch a man travel through time in a police phone box. — Tom Mison

They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'. — Jasper Carrott

Google says young people don't care about privacy, but when asked if they'd let their parents see their phone bills and other stuff they say no. — Nick Harkaway

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone ... you answer it. — Dave Chappelle

There is no noise louder than a silent phone. — Lois Wyse

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza. — Eddie Murphy

No one is going to buy a big phone. — Steve Jobs

Just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer! — Donna Brazile

People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn't! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone. — Louis C.K.

No one hangs up the phone until the customer buys or dies. — Jordan Belfort

It's hard to be natural in a scene when you pick up the phone and no one is there. — Adele Exarchopoulos