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You Re A Joke Quotes By Billie Joe Armstrong: I thought everybody was in on the joke. I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke. Billie Joe Armstrong
You Re A Joke Quotes By Martin McDonagh: It doesn't feel like you're preaching, if you It doesn't feel like you're preaching, if you can say something in a joke. Martin McDonagh
You Re A Joke Quotes By Georg Brandes: He who does not understand a joke, he He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish. Georg Brandes
You Re A Joke Quotes By Jane Fonda: When you're an older woman [in a movie], When you're an older woman [in a movie], you are the brunt of the joke. Jane Fonda
You Re A Joke Quotes By Peter Straub: In Classical Greek the word pathos was the In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one. — Peter Straub
You Re A Joke Quotes By Pawan Mishra: A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes. — Pawan Mishra
You Re A Joke Quotes By Alan Moore: Once you realize what a joke everything is, Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore
You Re A Joke Quotes By Honeya: If u want to work in Corporate, then If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya
You Re A Joke Quotes By Sachin Tendulkar: I used to crack A joke when Sourav I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh — Sachin Tendulkar
You Re A Joke Quotes By Colleen Gleason: That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next. — Colleen Gleason
You Re A Joke Quotes By Zadie Smith: [he] had become the bloke in the joke: [he] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth — Zadie Smith
You Re A Joke Quotes By John Cheever: He was not a practical joke nor was He was not a practical joke nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. — John Cheever
You Re A Joke Quotes By Andre Maurois: Medicine is a very old joke, but it Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on. — Andre Maurois
You Re A Joke Quotes By Stephan Pastis: A comic strip has a rhythm and a A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done. — Stephan Pastis
You Re A Joke Quotes By Fred Durst: Directing a movie is serious, it's not a Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke. — Fred Durst
You Re A Joke Quotes By Lorrie Moore: Nothing's a joke with me. It just all Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one. — Lorrie Moore
You Re A Joke Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper
You Re A Joke Quotes By Bret Easton Ellis: Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters. — Bret Easton Ellis
You Re A Joke Quotes By Andrew Barger: If you can't laugh at your life, then If you can't laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke. — Andrew Barger
You Re A Joke Quotes By Bill Maher: The public is gullible ... If [many satirists The public is gullible ... If [many satirists are] making the same joke, that's the danger. Then there's a solidifying effect and it becomes a truth. — Bill Maher
You Re A Joke Quotes By Scott Pruett: I like to joke with my wife that I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett
You Re A Joke Quotes By Sandra Bullock: The joke or the pratfall is easy for The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do. — Sandra Bullock
You Re A Joke Quotes By Richelle Mead: You make a joke out of everything.Life's too You make a joke out of everything.
Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
You Re A Joke Quotes By Kevin Sylvester: WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
You Re A Joke Quotes By Meshell Ndegeocello: I joke that a person of color would I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing. — Meshell Ndegeocello
You Re A Joke Quotes By Mark Twain: God's great cosmic joke on the human race God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage — Mark Twain
You Re A Joke Quotes By Jessica Park: This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste. — Jessica Park
You Re A Joke Quotes By Rita Rudner: If I say a joke and the audience If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good. — Rita Rudner
You Re A Joke Quotes By Corinne Michaels: Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final. — Corinne Michaels
You Re A Joke Quotes By Mitt Romney: I love practical jokes and humor. That there's I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney
You Re A Joke Quotes By Ronnie Barker: The marvelous thing about a joke with a The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker
You Re A Joke Quotes By Philip Jose Farmer: Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke . — Philip Jose Farmer
You Re A Joke Quotes By Raymond Benson: Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson
You Re A Joke Quotes By Stephen King: Luck was a joke. Even good luck was Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed. — Stephen King
You Re A Joke Quotes By Ron Luciano: The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball. — Ron Luciano
You Re A Joke Quotes By Werner Heisenberg: There are things that are so serious that There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg
You Re A Joke Quotes By Aya Cash: Most of my comedy is accidental, I would Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do. — Aya Cash
You Re A Joke Quotes By Herman Melville: Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions. — Herman Melville
You Re A Joke Quotes By Toba Beta: Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart Government disinformation is an intelligent joke for smart generation. — Toba Beta
You Re A Joke Quotes By William Shakespeare: It's easy for someone to joke about scars It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut. — William Shakespeare
You Re A Joke Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow
You Re A Joke Quotes By David Chase: I really like comedy. There's always a choice, I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the story, the important stuff. — David Chase
You Re A Joke Quotes By Jeb Bradley: I like to joke that if I had I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired now. — Jeb Bradley
You Re A Joke Quotes By J.M. Darhower: Look at you making a joke! You're funny. Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower
You Re A Joke Quotes By Judy Greer: I think it's natural if you're doing a I think it's natural if you're doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure out the real version of the joke. — Judy Greer
You Re A Joke Quotes By David Crystal: Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, like a verbal duel-mouth-to-mouth combat. Bang, bang: you're (linguistically) dead. — David Crystal
You Re A Joke Quotes By Heidi Heilig: I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room."
"That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig
You Re A Joke Quotes By Deborah Blake: Not really riding weather, is it, miss? Unless Not really riding weather, is it, miss? Unless you're a duck." He chuckled at his own joke.
"Quack," Jenna said... — Deborah Blake
You Re A Joke Quotes By Jon Stewart: So if you're negative, you live longer? That So if you're negative, you live longer? That sounds like a cruel joke. — Jon Stewart
You Re A Joke Quotes By Richard Russo: Life may be a grand folly, as you Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it. — Richard Russo
You Re A Joke Quotes By Rachel Vincent: Is that a joke? Please tell me you're Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie
I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent
You Re A Joke Quotes By Rachel Maddow: Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me. — Rachel Maddow