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I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
Any private security is a joke in a country where you're up against your own government.
— Bidzina Ivanishvili
a smile that always makes you feel like you're in on a joke.
— Alaya Dawn Johnson
Here's a professional tip: If you have to say you're kidding, it might not be a great joke.
— Ellen DeGeneres
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
— Jennifer Damiano
Imagination is no Joke, But a Wish
— Jan Jansen
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Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really true to life.
— Hannah Simone
Playing quarterback ... it's no joke ... The difference here with Johnny Manziel, there's a lot of style and very little substance.
— Boomer Esiason
Liquor does this? Even after you're sober?" "A cruel joke, isn't it? The gods put a price tag on everything, it seems.
— Scott Lynch
You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!
— Deyth Banger
There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
— Anthony Jeselnik
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
— Oliver Herford
Sarah Palin uses me as a laugh line in her stump speeches. If you're willing to turn me into a joke, you should also be willing to talk to me.
— Rachel Maddow
The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.
— Ron Luciano
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
— Werner Heisenberg
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
— Herman Melville
It's easy for someone to joke about scars if they've never been cut.
— William Shakespeare
Not really riding weather, is it, miss? Unless you're a duck." He chuckled at his own joke."Quack," Jenna said... — Deborah Blake
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -SophieI never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca — Rachel Vincent
Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt of it.
— Richard Russo
Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, like a verbal duel-mouth-to-mouth combat. Bang, bang: you're (linguistically) dead.
— David Crystal
I glared at him. "I wish you'd stay out of my room.""That's a funny joke, princess, when you're talking to a thief. — Heidi Heilig
Completely committed to adapting 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. This is not a joke. Christian Grey and Ana: potentially great cinematic characters.
— Bret Easton Ellis
In Classical Greek the word pathos was the same for both suffering and experience. Those Greeks knew a good joke when they heard one.
— Peter Straub
A good joke doesn't necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one's own deserving jokes.
— Pawan Mishra
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
— Alan Moore
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh
— Sachin Tendulkar
That was Chas. Furious and black-hearted one minute, ready to crack a wry joke the next.
— Colleen Gleason
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Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
— Andre Maurois
A comic strip has a rhythm and a pattern, and you got to get in and out quick. So you set up a joke, tell the joke, and done.
— Stephan Pastis
Directing a movie is serious, it's not a joke.
— Fred Durst
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
— Lorrie Moore
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
— Sandra Bullock
You make a joke out of everything.Life's too painful not to. — Richelle Mead
WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor! — Kevin Sylvester
I joke that a person of color would never make a movie like 'Midnight in Paris.' Nostalgia isn't so enticing.
— Meshell Ndegeocello
God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage
— Mark Twain
This is fun, Matty, isn't it? Cocktail hour is intoxicating." "It is." "I made a little joke there." - Celeste.
— Jessica Park
Life is cruel. Love is a joke. And not even death is final.
— Corinne Michaels
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
— Ronnie Barker
Call me Meier, Goring said, but he did not pause to explain the joke .
— Philip Jose Farmer