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Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent. — Antoine Rivarol

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad. — Howard Gossage

Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James) — Nora Barnacle

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it. — Ogden Nash

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. — Rob Brydon

Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed. — Gasmaskman

Usually when people see me, they see me as more of the soft-spoken one rather than being the witty, smart-tongued character. — Amy Acker

Most people sitting at home aren't cool, successful, witty Hollywood stars, but they all worry about what people think of them when they faux pas. — Ricky Gervais

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that. — Andy Borowitz

As the nicknames get shorter, people come closer. — Mita Jain

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties — Bob Hope

How come if people keep telling me I'm so smart, I keep doing such stupid things? — George Watsky

A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention. — Voltaire

Experience was something it was difficult to avoid, though many people had managed to keep it to a minimum. — Philip Jose Farmer

I love making friends ... it's people I can't stand. — Linus Torvalds

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. — Dylan Moran

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it. — George Bernard Shaw

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise. — Peter Behrens

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. — George Carlin

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you. — Bobby Darnell

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. — Amit Kalantri

In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead. — Benjamin Franklin

There's no greater proof of an impoverished mind than its inability to be witty except at other people's expense. — Fernando Pessoa

Witty people came out in autumn; beauties in July. — Andrew Holleran

Tired people aren't witty — Teri Hatcher

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate. — George Eliot

Conquered people tend to be witty. — Saul Bellow

When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia. — Tony Benn

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand. — Charles M. Schulz

I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. — Robert De Niro