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Oh, torture. Is this purgatory, and if it is, why is it so much like the first grade?
— Margaret Atwood
I don't think she liked being called a slut, I don't know why ... some women are just funny like that.
— Cecelia Ahern
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
The whole point about laughter is it's like mercury: you can't catch it, you can't catch what motivates it - that's why it's funny.
— Mike Nichols
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
— Doug Stanhope
Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
— Daniel Nielsen
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
— Sarah Silverman
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
— Steven Wright
Why would you go out and not drink? Just stay home and sit there.
— Chelsea Handler
Wait a second," Clary said."I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
— Denis Leary
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
— Robert Benchley
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.
— Bassem Youssef
Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?
— J.K. Rowling
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
— Steven Wright
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
— George Carlin
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
— Michelle Pfeiffer
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
— Stonewall Jackson
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
— Bill Bryson
I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't?
— Paul Merton
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.
— Jonathan Tropper
When I said it aloud, it sounded terribly creepy, which is why I had said it aloud.
— Amanda Hocking
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
Why had she set limits like no sex? I want sex.
— Cherise Sinclair
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us - us humans - death is so sad that we must laugh at it. — Robert A. Heinlein
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
— Paul Lynde
So is that why you're hanging out here? To seduce bookish chicks?""I don't know. Maybe. Is it working? — Elizabeth Brown
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
— Carroll Bryant
Why is it that it's okay to call a white person "mate" yet it's not okay to call a black guy "primate"?
— Frankie Boyle
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
— Jimi Hendrix
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
— Steven Wright
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.
— Cuthbert Soup
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.
— Eugene Ormandy
Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen," Marked said, as it were entirely normal. — Cassandra Clare
Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind?
— Eugene Ormandy
Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.
— Michael Gambon
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
— Henny Youngman
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
— Steven Wright
Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense
— Lucille Clifton
I'd rather have rabies than be in love.""Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. — Shelly Laurenston
You bitch!Why is it that whenever I draw blood, I'm a bitch? — Rachel Vincent
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'
— William Cosmo Monkhouse
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
— Cynthia Heimel
To me, I've never understood why there is any question about are women as funny as men.
— Judd Apatow
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays.
— Paul Heyman
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
— Steven Wright
It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I.
— Morrissey
