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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? (Steven Wright)

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Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Steven Wright Quotes: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?