Teleplay Quotes

Walking on water is easier than swimming. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Oh, that most helpless and shameful of times in the life of my people, the time from dawn until the liquor stores open up! — Venedikt Yerofeyev

People with Parkinson's are not some weird people on the edge of human experience. — Helen Mirren

I am always nearest to myself, says the Latin proverb. — Thomas B. Macaulay

Woe is me. Me thinks I'm turning into a god. — Vespasian

posttribulationist understands the rapture to occur at the end of the seven-year tribulation, shortly before Jesus returns to the earth. — John F. Hart

Prayer is our lifeline to God. — Billy Graham

There is a divine purpose in the adversities we encounter every day. They prepare, they purge, the purify, and thus they bless. — James E. Faust

The only difference between Las Vegas and Washington, D.C. is that at least Vegas has the decency to admit the town is full of hookers and crooks. — Glenn Beck