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Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.
— Rob Sheffield
I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.
— Jacques LeBlanc
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
— Will Christopher Baer
2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.
— Mitch Hedberg
If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!
— Leah Broadby
I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
— David Beckham
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone.
— Chanel West Coast
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
— John Wayne
Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.
— Dani Alexander
Sometimes I wish my brain didn't always have to warn me about things. Stupid people seem to live such easy, carefree lives.
— L. H. Cosway
Stupid male ego.
— Tera Lynn Childs
Comedians usually are rooting for the underdog. I mean to take a shot at an underdog I think is really stupid and low and not funny.
— Joy Behar
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. — Orson Scott Card
I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.
— Rob Lowe
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna.
— Nalini Singh
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
— Terry Jones
Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips.
— Rebecca West
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
-WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!! — Azhly Antenor
Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body.
— Beth Fantaskey
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
— Brian Littrell
I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's
— P.S. Berryman
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
This stupid toaster is ruining my life!
— Cole Gibsen