Hal Boyle Quotes

We need not worry so much about what man descends from - it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

The cocktail party has a simple function in modern society. Its basic purpose is to pay off social debts.

Professors simply can't discuss a thing. Habit compels them to deliver a lecture.

Those who give up cigarette smoking aren't the heroes. The real heroes are the rest of us - who have to listen to them.