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Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops

It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: God turned out to be a bunch of

God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny? — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Jonathan Ames: Something has happened where you almost never grow

Something has happened where you almost never grow up in America. Maybe it's the greater wealth. — Jonathan Ames

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Sherwin Salinas: Success is not measured on what you earn,

Success is not measured on what you earn, it is how you manage to be happy, benevolent and contented with your life. — Sherwin Salinas

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Andy and Terry went into the kitchen to

Andy and Terry went into the kitchen to serve out the Neapolitan (which we called van-choc-straw . . . funny how it all — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors

Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I guess when you turn off the main

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Tommy Franks: Courage has to do with controlling fear and

Courage has to do with controlling fear and it seems to me that focus has a way of overcoming anxiety. — Tommy Franks

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Shit. The mind gets up to funny tricks,

Shit. The mind gets up to funny tricks, doesn't it? Shadows grow faces. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By George Herbert: Hee wrongs not an old man that steales

Hee wrongs not an old man that steales his supper from him. — George Herbert

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Zack Snyder: My mom always encouraged me, it was never

My mom always encouraged me, it was never weird. She'd look at 'Heavy Metal' and go 'Woo-hoo!' — Zack Snyder

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: It's funny how close the past is, sometimes.

It's funny how close the past is, sometimes. Sometimes it seems as if you could almost reach out and touch it. Only who really wants to? — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen Helmes: What your mind sees when you close your

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He

Nevertheless, he was already a sick man. He had gotten more than gas at Bill Hapscomb's Texaco. And he gave Harry Trent more than a speeding summons. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's

A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Mark Victor Hansen: You can easily create the life you deserve.

You can easily create the life you deserve. — Mark Victor Hansen

Stephen King Funny Quotes By James Patterson: Fuzzy black lines hiccuped across the screen.

Fuzzy black lines hiccuped across the screen. — James Patterson

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: You ought to sue that son of a

You ought to sue that son of a whore — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY

PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY! — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: If you drop your Kindle in the toilet,

If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Stephen King: Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon

Four young men in motorcycle jackets... set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. — Stephen King

Stephen King Funny Quotes By Mary Roberts Rinehart: All lives are so divided: a step back;

All lives are so divided: a step back; a plunge; and then, in desperation and despair, a little climb up God's ladder. — Mary Roberts Rinehart