Pussy Quotes
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Pussy Quotes & Sayings
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You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
— Jamie McGuire
Oh baby, I'll fuck you when I'm ready. Right now, I want to redden your ass, so your pussy will have to wait.
— Lainie Suzanne
Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!
— Doug Stanhope
Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough
— Tara Sivec
Addison:"Well,she's not your type."Vincent:"Sweetness,if a girl's got tits and a warm pussy,she's my type. — Laura Wright
I am gay - gay for that pussy!
— Neil Patrick Harris
To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy." "But I am a pussy. — Shelly Laurenston
You're in for a treat, sweetheart. Us southern boys eat pussy like pie. And I like pie." Yes.
— C.D. Reiss
Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks
— Phil Anselmo
Your pussy taste like night.""It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn
Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles
— Nicki Minaj
All bands eventually break up because of one or more of the four P's: power, property, prestiege, pussy.
— Dave Mustaine
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
— Frankie Boyle
There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.
— Mark Rippetoe
11. If you don't eat pussy, keep walking.
— Amy Poehler
Directing is for pussies.
— Eran Creevy
Today, he was going to win the Big Humping Pussy award and go back to Poughkeepsie
— Debra Anastasia
French bread? Is that a special term for a woman's pussy?
— Jessica Clare
There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way." "Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right? — Shelly Laurenston
Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten.
— Junot Diaz
I don't change my style for anybody. Pussies do that.
— Michael Bay
That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells.
— Clint Eastwood
To devote yourself to someone else's pussy can be a means of devoting yourself to your own.
— Maggie Nelson
I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!
— Charlie Sheen
She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass.
— Lola Newmar
I've been taught to believe it's wrong to ask for things. You suffer quietly so no one has the right to call you a pussy.
— Tarryn Fisher
Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable towork it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out. — Arthur Graham
Well you've got a job and I've heard it before, and you're in the same line as Pussy Galore.
— Steve Miller
You like pink?" Cole touched her again though the damp material. "Yes, Rachel, especially your sweet pink pussy.
— Ella Frank
Pregnancy turned me into such a pussy.
— L.A. Casey
It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat!
— Jon Schmidt
People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies
— Riki Lindhome
Just think of dick as pussy on a stick.
— Edmund White
Her pussy just fell on your dick?
— Whitney G.
Everyone in Seattle is a total pussy when it comes to snow. The whole city shut down, the place looked like an apocalyptic movie.
— Hamilton Leithauser
I remembered once thinking how much it said about a man whether he liked to fuck a woman in the pussy or in the ass.
— Skye Warren
Roamin' here, roamin' there, roamin' in my underwear, I got a sweetie covered in hair, She's all pussy everywhere
— Margaret Atwood
Restraint is totally the wrong way to go when the man of your dreams is licking your pussy like it's made of spun sugar.
— Ainsley Booth
The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.
— Alice Clayton
Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat.
— Peter Steele
Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.
— Jon Lajoie
A woman eats to feed her pussy. Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Maybe my pussy wasn't good enough for him. You know what? Fuck you, you slutty, obnoxious, turd. My pussy is prime pussy.
— K.M. Golland
We can talk later. Do I need to bend you over and fuck you like an animal to remind you whose pussy this is?
— T.M. Frazier
If you don't eat pussy, keep walking.
— Amy Poehler
Zo. I'm no damn pussy
— P.C. Cast
I stay higher than giraffe pussy
— Gucci Mane
Girl you need to go in the bathroom and get a mirror and look at the ones I put down below, on your pussy.
— Chris Renee
Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter.
— Dana Marie Bell
The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.
— Whitney Gracia Williams
Well, so much for the D'Abruzzi Pussy Legacy. Is nothing sacred?
— Megan McCafferty
His voice was hot-wired to my pussy. I
— Kresley Cole
And you didn't think things would be different after I'd gone down on you?After I'd tasted your sweet pussy?
— Savannah Stuart
You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it.
— Donald Ray Pollock
A truck that's not dirty is not a truck. It's a pussy wagon.
— Kristen Ashley
His sister. Oh, shit. I'd eaten my best friend's sister's pussy. And I liked it. I was going to hell.
— Belle Aurora
I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once.
— Gold Panda
White pussy is nothin but trouble.
— Cormac McCarthy
Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare.
— Ol' Dirty Bastard
Never had he felt a pussy this amazing - so hot, wet, suctioning, and oh-so-tight around him.
— Suzanne Wright
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I think Pussy Riot is amazing. I'm honored that they were inspired by riot grrl, and obviously they're making history around the world.
— Corin Tucker
With a pansy for the pussy in the corner.
— James Joyce
I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.
— Rona Barrett
Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!Do you have my cat? — M.A. Stacie