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You pussy-whipped douche waffle. — Jamie McGuire

Oh baby, I'll fuck you when I'm ready. Right now, I want to redden your ass, so your pussy will have to wait. — Lainie Suzanne

(never entirely erased the stink, though - she must have one rank pussy), — Gillian Flynn

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system! — Doug Stanhope

I thank Pussy Riot for standing firmly in their belief for Freedom of Expression, and making all women of the world proud to be women. — Yoko Ono

Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough — Tara Sivec

Addison:"Well,she's not your type."
Vincent:"Sweetness,if a girl's got tits and a warm pussy,she's my type. — Laura Wright

I am gay - gay for that pussy! — Neil Patrick Harris

In your ex-wife's stingy, slutty pussy, is the subtle point I'm trying to portray. — R.K. Lilley

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book. — Bo Burnham

To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy."

"But I am a pussy. — Shelly Laurenston

You're in for a treat, sweetheart. Us southern boys eat pussy like pie. And I like pie." Yes. — C.D. Reiss

It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey. — Tom Robbins

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks — Phil Anselmo

Your pussy taste like night."
"It's enchanted. — Misty Kayn

Niggas know my pussy taste like mango-tango so they put a couple karats in my ankle bangles — Nicki Minaj

All bands eventually break up because of one or more of the four P's: power, property, prestiege, pussy. — Dave Mustaine

Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy. — Frankie Boyle

There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy. — Mark Rippetoe

11. If you don't eat pussy, keep walking. — Amy Poehler

Directing is for pussies. — Eran Creevy

Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it. — Nicki Minaj

Look, I know everything is shitty right now, but if you don't stop acting like such a bitch, someones gonna fuck that pussy on your face. — Tucker Max

Today, he was going to win the Big Humping Pussy award and go back to Poughkeepsie — Debra Anastasia

French bread? Is that a special term for a woman's pussy? — Jessica Clare

A lot of times females are in charge because they kind of have the pussy power. If they say, "I'm you're prostitute," then they mean, "I'm the power." — Lykke Li

There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way."
"Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right? — Shelly Laurenston

Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten. — Junot Diaz

I don't change my style for anybody. Pussies do that. — Michael Bay

Persian pussy from over the sea demure and lazy and smug and fat none of your ribbons and bells for me ours is the zest of the alley cat — Don Marquis

That's the kiss-ass generation we're in right now. We're really in a pussy generation. Everybody's walking on eggshells. — Clint Eastwood

To devote yourself to someone else's pussy can be a means of devoting yourself to your own. — Maggie Nelson

I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! — Charlie Sheen

She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass. — Lola Newmar

I've been taught to believe it's wrong to ask for things. You suffer quietly so no one has the right to call you a pussy. — Tarryn Fisher

Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out. — Arthur Graham

Well you've got a job and I've heard it before, and you're in the same line as Pussy Galore. — Steve Miller

W:"At least I'm not pussy-whipped!"
T:"Nice. Fucking. Suit."
Wrath to Tohr — J.R. Ward

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by. — Joe Rogan

You like pink?" Cole touched her again though the damp material. "Yes, Rachel, especially your sweet pink pussy. — Ella Frank

Pregnancy turned me into such a pussy. — L.A. Casey

The higher up the food chain the targeted individual was, the bigger a pussy he was. — Mark Owen

It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat! — Jon Schmidt

People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies — Riki Lindhome

In high school, I dressed up as every James Bond girl. I was a teenage Pussy Galore. — Winona Ryder

Just think of dick as pussy on a stick. — Edmund White

Her pussy just fell on your dick? — Whitney G.

Roses are red, tires are black, you're the only pussy I wanna ride bareback. — K. Bromberg

Don't say pussy in church, motherfucker."
"Oh yeah? Because motherfucker is better? — Harper Sloan

Everyone in Seattle is a total pussy when it comes to snow. The whole city shut down, the place looked like an apocalyptic movie. — Hamilton Leithauser

It doesn't get much more forbidden than hot, tight step-daughter pussy. — Vincent Drake

Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter. — Erica Jong

I remembered once thinking how much it said about a man whether he liked to fuck a woman in the pussy or in the ass. — Skye Warren

Inside the ring Enson thinks outside the ring Enson's a pussy. — Enson Inoue

Roamin' here, roamin' there, roamin' in my underwear, I got a sweetie covered in hair, She's all pussy everywhere — Margaret Atwood

Restraint is totally the wrong way to go when the man of your dreams is licking your pussy like it's made of spun sugar. — Ainsley Booth

The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me. — Alice Clayton

The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut. — R. Kelly

Everyone likes pussy. It's un-American not to like pussy. — Sam Zell

Some people say I'm a pussy. I say, you are what you eat. — Peter Steele

Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy. — Jon Lajoie

Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus — Kanye West

Baby, if we have to eat before we fuck, I hope that curry thing's almost ready. Because what I really want to fill my mouth with is your pretty pussy. — Susan Fanetti

Oh,yes," he uttered hoarsely,savagely."There it is.The walls of your pussy...Shit,it's like an earthquake. Come for me,baby."

~Gray Donohue — Laura Wright

A woman eats to feed her pussy. Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification. — Chuck Palahniuk

Maybe my pussy wasn't good enough for him. You know what? Fuck you, you slutty, obnoxious, turd. My pussy is prime pussy. — K.M. Golland

We can talk later. Do I need to bend you over and fuck you like an animal to remind you whose pussy this is? — T.M. Frazier

If you don't eat pussy, keep walking. — Amy Poehler

Zo. I'm no damn pussy — P.C. Cast

I stay higher than giraffe pussy — Gucci Mane

Girl you need to go in the bathroom and get a mirror and look at the ones I put down below, on your pussy. — Chris Renee

Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter. — Dana Marie Bell

The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways. — Whitney Gracia Williams

She call me the referee cause I be so official. My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make that pussy whistle. — Drake

Well, so much for the D'Abruzzi Pussy Legacy. Is nothing sacred? — Megan McCafferty

His voice was hot-wired to my pussy. I — Kresley Cole

And you didn't think things would be different after I'd gone down on you?After I'd tasted your sweet pussy? — Savannah Stuart

You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it. — Donald Ray Pollock

He didn't believe in keeping leashes on pussy and expected the same courtesy in return. That was then. This was now. — Em Wolf

A truck that's not dirty is not a truck. It's a pussy wagon. — Kristen Ashley

His sister. Oh, shit. I'd eaten my best friend's sister's pussy. And I liked it. I was going to hell. — Belle Aurora

I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once. — Gold Panda

You are the Worst Kind of Animal. A Butcher by Day and a Pussy Cat by Night. — Monroe Ariel

Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn. — Joanna Wylde

White pussy is nothin but trouble. — Cormac McCarthy

Came out my mama's pussy, I'm on welfare. Twenty-six years old, still on welfare. — Ol' Dirty Bastard

Never had he felt a pussy this amazing - so hot, wet, suctioning, and oh-so-tight around him. — Suzanne Wright

I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy. — Kanye West

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik

Keep eating me up with those eyes, little Goddess, and I'll be so deep inside that hot little pussy you won't remember what you came here for. — Setta Jay

I'm not calling you a pussy, I'm just saying your vagina is bigger than mine. — Katie Graykowski

Once I came out of my pussy coma, I started making love to her like it's been months instead of days. — Myiesha

I think Pussy Riot is amazing. I'm honored that they were inspired by riot grrl, and obviously they're making history around the world. — Corin Tucker

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today. — Tank Abbott

I can't keep my nose clean if it's buried in pussy, Uncle Bill. — Anonymous

With a pansy for the pussy in the corner. — James Joyce

Can we have breakfast now? No matter how sweet it is, a man can't live on pussy alone. — Rene Webb

The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies ... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG! — Sam Kinison

I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail. — Rona Barrett

Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!
Do you have my cat? — M.A. Stacie