Posehn Quotes

We had our family tree done ... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side. — Brian Posehn

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it. — Brian Posehn

I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do. — Brian Posehn

You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam. — Brian Posehn

I'm not that smart, and I don't read things. — Brian Posehn

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost. — Brian Posehn

I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback. — Brian Posehn

I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into. — Brian Posehn

One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? — Brian Posehn

I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything. — Brian Posehn

I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.' — Brian Posehn

Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong. — Brian Posehn

Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy. — Brian Posehn

In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!' — Brian Posehn

My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me. — Brian Posehn

I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. — Brian Posehn

Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act. — Brian Posehn

I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies. — Brian Posehn

There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album. — Brian Posehn

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh. — Brian Posehn

As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture. — Brian Posehn

I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was 'Detroit Rock City.' I heard it in the school library, where I lived. — Brian Posehn

I've always been really good at staying busy. Even while I'm working, I'm looking at what the next thing is. — Brian Posehn

I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. — Brian Posehn

A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to. — Brian Posehn

Metal is the feeling of being an outsider, but still being part of something huge. — Brian Posehn

I have tried to be more relatable, but I won't be relatable to everybody. — Brian Posehn

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day. — Brian Posehn

Turns out, there's not a lot of information about pickles on the Internet. — Brian Posehn

Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know. — Brian Posehn

I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music. — Brian Posehn

I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure. — Brian Posehn

Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know. — Brian Posehn