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I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.
— Brian Posehn
I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do.
— Brian Posehn
You don't hear Metallica complaining about Pearl Jam.
— Brian Posehn
I'm not that smart, and I don't read things.
— Brian Posehn
I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.
— Brian Posehn
I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback.
— Brian Posehn
I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into.
— Brian Posehn
One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean?
— Brian Posehn
I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything.
— Brian Posehn
I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'
— Brian Posehn
Just got a new car - got a little Miata convertible. Pretty happy about it, except for one thing: I'm 6-foot-6, so now I look like a McDonald's toy.
— Brian Posehn
In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point me at 'em!'
— Brian Posehn
My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.
— Brian Posehn
I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me.
— Brian Posehn
Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup act.
— Brian Posehn
I was such a nerd in high school, I didn't even have imaginary friends, I had imaginary bullies.
— Brian Posehn
There's a roller derby girl that goes by that name, 'Nerd Rage,' and she named herself after my album.
— Brian Posehn
As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.
— Brian Posehn
I got into Kiss before I got into anybody. The first thing I heard was 'Detroit Rock City.' I heard it in the school library, where I lived.
— Brian Posehn
I've always been really good at staying busy. Even while I'm working, I'm looking at what the next thing is.
— Brian Posehn
I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.
— Brian Posehn
A lot of the traditional sitcom stuff I did - I think I could have gone that route when I was younger as a staff writer, and I just didn't want to.
— Brian Posehn
I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.
— Brian Posehn
Nerd rage to me is kind of just empty rage. I mean, ultimately, you're not going to do it; you're not going to fight somebody, you know.
— Brian Posehn
I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.
— Brian Posehn
Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know.
— Brian Posehn