Pie Quotes

Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Pie

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Pie Quotes By Marian Keyes: Desserts. I ordered banoffee pie. Desserts. I ordered banoffee pie. — Marian Keyes
Pie Quotes By Timothy Schaffert: After we ate our heaping slice of humble After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a la mode next time. — Timothy Schaffert
Pie Quotes By Don McLean: In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful. — Don McLean
Pie Quotes By Wil Anderson: If you're willing to give your life to If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you. — Wil Anderson
Pie Quotes By Carrie Butler: My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. There went my grin. — Carrie Butler
Pie Quotes By Robert Breault: I suppose I will die never knowing what I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it. — Robert Breault
Pie Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert
Pie Quotes By Russell Means: They don't understand that a slice of the They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry — Russell Means
Pie Quotes By Will Advise: I am the most pious person in the I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? — Will Advise
Pie Quotes By Muhammad Ali: You don't want no pie in the sky You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around. — Muhammad Ali
Pie Quotes By Sarah Weeks: Being a humble person, she gave her pie Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name - PIE. — Sarah Weeks
Pie Quotes By Colonel Sanders: I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders
Pie Quotes By Frederick Lenz: Humility means you're willing to give someone a Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie. — Frederick Lenz
Pie Quotes By Friedrich August Von Hayek: Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible. — Friedrich August Von Hayek
Pie Quotes By Lili St. Crow: He was so close it was hard to He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie. — Lili St. Crow
Pie Quotes By Mitchell Burgess: The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. — Mitchell Burgess
Pie Quotes By Kat Yeh: People don't care what you name it, G. People don't care what you name it, G. They like pie for what's on the inside. — Kat Yeh
Pie Quotes By Kathryn Stockett: I may not remember my name or what I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget. — Kathryn Stockett
Pie Quotes By Dana Gould: As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos. — Dana Gould
Pie Quotes By Jeremy Bulloch: My favorite pudding is good old English apple My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. — Jeremy Bulloch
Pie Quotes By Mark Lawrence: I fell asleep to the faint sounds of I fell asleep to the faint sounds of the nonsense doggerel Merican Pie. — Mark Lawrence
Pie Quotes By Anne Ylvisaker: There was pie on the table when Tugs There was pie on the table when Tugs returned. Pie in the Button family meant trouble. — Anne Ylvisaker
Pie Quotes By Casey Neistat: Then HBO was the pie in the sky. Then HBO was the pie in the sky. HBO is the absolute ultimate. — Casey Neistat
Pie Quotes By Howard Warren Buffett: I want our pie to grow all the I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy's pie is growing a little faster, that's terrific. — Howard Warren Buffett
Pie Quotes By Charlotte Stein: Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough. — Charlotte Stein
Pie Quotes By Sissy Silva: Humble pie tastes horrible but is great for Humble pie tastes horrible but is great for the digestive system. — Sissy Silva
Pie Quotes By Margaret Junkin Preston: But see, in our open clearings, how golden But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie! — Margaret Junkin Preston
Pie Quotes By Nora Ephron: I know that I am essentially a sort I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies. — Nora Ephron
Pie Quotes By Sarah MacLean: He called me a pie!" she announced, defensively. He called me a pie!" she announced, defensively. There was a pause. "Wait. That's not right."
"A tart?"
"Yes! That's it! — Sarah MacLean
Pie Quotes By Raymond Chandler: I called him up from a phone booth. I called him up from a phone booth. The voice that answered was fat. It wheezed softly, like the voice of a man who had just won a pie-eating contest. — Raymond Chandler
Pie Quotes By Charles Dickens: Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie. — Charles Dickens
Pie Quotes By Halle Berry: The man for me is the cherry on The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry. — Halle Berry
Pie Quotes By William Pitt: I think I could eat one of Bellamy's I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies. — William Pitt
Pie Quotes By George Wither: Without the door let sorrow lie,And if for Without the door let sorrow lie,
And if for cold it hap to die,
We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie,
And evermore be merry. — George Wither
Pie Quotes By Jello Biafra: I was born in the late '50s, was I was born in the late '50s, was a child of the '60s, then the '70s, then the '80s, then the '90s, and I have mental fingers in all those pies. — Jello Biafra
Pie Quotes By Karen Cecil Smith: First month honey ... Next month pie ... First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I. — Karen Cecil Smith
Pie Quotes By Lee Iacocca: In the old days, if a neighbors apples In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue. — Lee Iacocca
Pie Quotes By Barack Obama: You like pie? I like pie. You like pie? I like pie. — Barack Obama
Pie Quotes By Lionel Richie: By growing up in Alabama, I had a By growing up in Alabama, I had a melting pot of the whole pie: R&B, gospel, country. — Lionel Richie
Pie Quotes By George W. Bush: What we Republicans should stand for is growth What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher. — George W. Bush
Pie Quotes By Philip Seymour Hoffman: The weight comes off, you know? If you The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works. — Philip Seymour Hoffman
Pie Quotes By Pippa DaCosta: Cross my heart, and hope to die. Bake Cross my heart, and hope to die. Bake a demon in a pie. — Pippa DaCosta
Pie Quotes By H. Rap Brown: I say violence is necessary. It is as I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie. — H. Rap Brown
Pie Quotes By Olivia Cunning: You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat a cherry pie? — Olivia Cunning
Pie Quotes By Craig Claiborne: There is nothing better on a cold wintry There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. — Craig Claiborne
Pie Quotes By Steph: If there was life without pie, then life If there was life without pie, then life would be a lie. — Steph
Pie Quotes By Rachel Vincent: What have you eaten today?""Humble pie, my own What have you eaten today?"
"Humble pie, my own words, and a little crow. All three taste like shit. — Rachel Vincent
Pie Quotes By Evan Goldberg: In the pie chart of my brain growing In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.' — Evan Goldberg
Pie Quotes By Yanis Varoufakis: Game theorists analyze negotiations as if they were Game theorists analyze negotiations as if they were split-a-pie games involving selfish players. — Yanis Varoufakis
Pie Quotes By Patti Smith: You can't carve up the world. It's not You can't carve up the world. It's not a pie. — Patti Smith
Pie Quotes By Don McLean: Bad news on the doorstep;I couldn't take one Bad news on the doorstep;I couldn't take one more step — Don McLean
Pie Quotes By Martha Stewart: So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic. — Martha Stewart
Pie Quotes By Demetri Martin: Clowns have no respect for pie. Clowns have no respect for pie. — Demetri Martin
Pie Quotes By Paul Prudhomme: Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. — Paul Prudhomme
Pie Quotes By Sam Donaldson: If you sent me to cover a pie-baking If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples! — Sam Donaldson
Pie Quotes By Eugene Field: The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! — Eugene Field
Pie Quotes By Bobby Hill: You had me at fruit pies You had me at fruit pies — Bobby Hill
Pie Quotes By Danny L. Deaube: As a Christian, our existence here on earth As a Christian, our existence here on earth is a sliver of the eternal pie. Our focus should be on the whole pie, and not the sliver. — Danny L. Deaube
Pie Quotes By Catherine Cookson: She's only got eight fingers but she's got She's only got eight fingers but she's got them stuck in all kinds of pies, and she keeps her thumbs bare for testing new ones. — Catherine Cookson
Pie Quotes By Kylie Scott: Plus, you'll be healthier. Everyone wins." "I'm healthy. Plus, you'll be healthier. Everyone wins." "I'm healthy. I eat fruit." "In pie doesn't count. — Kylie Scott
Pie Quotes By Caroline Leavitt: I am an indifferent cook, but I can I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie. — Caroline Leavitt
Pie Quotes By Jason Biggs: I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful. — Jason Biggs
Pie Quotes By Clive Barker: He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker
Pie Quotes By George Will: Pessimism is as American as apple pie - Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will
Pie Quotes By Steve Martin: The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs. — Steve Martin
Pie Quotes By Lili St. Crow: Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow
Pie Quotes By Leif Enger: Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen. — Leif Enger
Pie Quotes By Don McLean: That song didn't just happen. It grew out That song didn't just happen. It grew out of my experiences. 'American Pie' was part of my process of self-awakening: a mystical trip into my past. — Don McLean
Pie Quotes By James M. Cain: He was enthusiastic about everything, but when she He was enthusiastic about everything, but when she came in with the pie he grew positively lyrical. — James M. Cain
Pie Quotes By Demetri Martin: I think they should put pies on the I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. — Demetri Martin
Pie Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: We're focusing on the whole pie, not a We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat. — Shaquille O'Neal
Pie Quotes By Eve Langlais: Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass. Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass. — Eve Langlais
Pie Quotes By J.K. Rowling: chicken-and-ham pie chicken-and-ham pieJ.K. Rowling
Pie Quotes By Margaret Forster: God's always got a custard pie up his God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster