Pie Quotes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. — David Mamet

My mother's blueberry pie from scratch was amazing. I still make it today. — Geoffrey Zakarian

Whatever you build, you're building for the family - not with an eye toward getting away, but with an eye toward adding to the family pie. — J. B. Pritzker

Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie. — Carmen Jenner

Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole? — Tucker Max

It's okay, Kriss. Have some pie," Natalie offered. — Kiera Cass

Has he been snatched up to heaven?" I queried. "They'd hardly have taken the pie too," said George. — Jerome K. Jerome

I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one. — Jason Biggs

The group Bananarama has such a light, cutesy-pie sound that they make The Go-Go's sound like Led Zeppelin by comparison. — Casey Kasem

Taggle was absorbed in the meat pie. 'It's covered in BREAD,' he huffed. 'What fool has covered MEAT with BREAD? — Erin Bow

When you're nailing a custard pie to the wall, and it starts to wilt, it doesn't do any good to hammer in more nails. Now — Wallace Stegner

No bother." she assured them, even though they were kind of interrupting her breakfast. Pie was the most important meal of the day after all. — Megan Berry

Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world. — Pascale Le Draoulec

You only get fair when your mother cuts the apple pie. — Barbara Khan

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies ... without an oven. — George Carlin

I took the last bite of the pie, then licked the plate. Yep. You're looking at the future first baby mama to Blaine Crabtree. — Magan Vernon

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. Good. Good. All magic proceeds from breath. Remember that. — Clive Barker

by giving your time and expertise and sharing them freely, the pie gets bigger for everyone. — Keith Ferrazzi

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee

I can't even say 'hair pie,' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits ... — Jonathan Safran Foer

We resort, frankly, to pies, which is a comedy staple that's gone back, I guess, to since the first pie was ever baked. — Johnny Carson

For the record, Maren voted hot. Drew voted cold. They both voted a la mode. Because, honestly, what's the point of pie without ice cream? — Melissa Tagg

Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. — Stephen Covey

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?' — Sloane Crosley

You should have been nicer to her, Nick. You should have eaten the fucking pie. — Gillian Flynn

Violence is as American as cherry pie. - RAP (HUBERT GEROLD) BROWN — J.D. Robb

Desserts. I ordered banoffee pie. — Marian Keyes

After we ate our heaping slice of humble pie, we asked the missus if she could at least serve it up a la mode next time. — Timothy Schaffert

In a sense, 'American Pie' was a very despairing song but it can also be seen as very hopeful. — Don McLean

If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you. — Wil Anderson

My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. There went my grin. — Carrie Butler

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it. — Robert Breault

Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. — Stephen Colbert

They don't understand that a slice of the pie isn't the whole pie - but they wonder why they are always hungry — Russell Means

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself? — Will Advise

You don't want no pie in the sky when you die, You want something here on the ground while you're still around. — Muhammad Ali

Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name - PIE. — Sarah Weeks

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders

Humility means you're willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie. — Frederick Lenz

Once politics become a tug-of-war for shares in the income pie, decent government is impossible. — Friedrich August Von Hayek

He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie. — Lili St. Crow

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. — Mitchell Burgess

People don't care what you name it, G. They like pie for what's on the inside. — Kat Yeh

I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget. — Kathryn Stockett

As Global Warming raises temparatures, it takes longer to cool pies on window sills, and I wonder if this whole thing was caused by hobos. — Dana Gould

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. — Jeremy Bulloch

I fell asleep to the faint sounds of the nonsense doggerel Merican Pie. — Mark Lawrence

There was pie on the table when Tugs returned. Pie in the Button family meant trouble. — Anne Ylvisaker

Then HBO was the pie in the sky. HBO is the absolute ultimate. — Casey Neistat

I want our pie to grow all the people, but if some other guy's pie is growing a little faster, that's terrific. — Howard Warren Buffett

Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough. — Charlotte Stein

Humble pie tastes horrible but is great for the digestive system. — Sissy Silva

But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie! — Margaret Junkin Preston

I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies. — Nora Ephron

He called me a pie!" she announced, defensively. There was a pause. "Wait. That's not right."
"A tart?"
"Yes! That's it! — Sarah MacLean

I called him up from a phone booth. The voice that answered was fat. It wheezed softly, like the voice of a man who had just won a pie-eating contest. — Raymond Chandler

Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie. — Charles Dickens

The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry. — Halle Berry

I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies. — William Pitt

Without the door let sorrow lie,
And if for cold it hap to die,
We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie,
And evermore be merry. — George Wither

I was born in the late '50s, was a child of the '60s, then the '70s, then the '80s, then the '90s, and I have mental fingers in all those pies. — Jello Biafra

First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I. — Karen Cecil Smith

In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue. — Lee Iacocca

You like pie? I like pie. — Barack Obama

By growing up in Alabama, I had a melting pot of the whole pie: R&B, gospel, country. — Lionel Richie

What we Republicans should stand for is growth in the economy. We ought to make the pie higher. — George W. Bush

The weight comes off, you know? If you stop with the bread and the pie, it really does. It really works. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

Cross my heart, and hope to die. Bake a demon in a pie. — Pippa DaCosta

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie. — H. Rap Brown

You look happy, sweetie. Did you just eat a cherry pie? — Olivia Cunning

There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie. — Craig Claiborne

If there was life without pie, then life would be a lie. — Steph

What have you eaten today?"
"Humble pie, my own words, and a little crow. All three taste like shit. — Rachel Vincent

In the pie chart of my brain growing up, there's a huge slice for 'Ghostbusters.' — Evan Goldberg

Game theorists analyze negotiations as if they were split-a-pie games involving selfish players. — Yanis Varoufakis

You can't carve up the world. It's not a pie. — Patti Smith

Bad news on the doorstep;I couldn't take one more step — Don McLean

So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic. — Martha Stewart

Clowns have no respect for pie. — Demetri Martin

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. — Paul Prudhomme

If you sent me to cover a pie-baking contest on Mother's Day, I'm going to ask dear old Mom why she used artificial sweetener or stole the apples! — Sam Donaldson

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! — Eugene Field

You had me at fruit pies — Bobby Hill

As a Christian, our existence here on earth is a sliver of the eternal pie. Our focus should be on the whole pie, and not the sliver. — Danny L. Deaube

She's only got eight fingers but she's got them stuck in all kinds of pies, and she keeps her thumbs bare for testing new ones. — Catherine Cookson

Plus, you'll be healthier. Everyone wins." "I'm healthy. I eat fruit." "In pie doesn't count. — Kylie Scott

I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie. — Caroline Leavitt

I was nervous and hesitant about putting myself out there for the pie scene. But I went for it and the results were wonderful. — Jason Biggs

He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs. — Steve Martin

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen. — Leif Enger

That song didn't just happen. It grew out of my experiences. 'American Pie' was part of my process of self-awakening: a mystical trip into my past. — Don McLean

He was enthusiastic about everything, but when she came in with the pie he grew positively lyrical. — James M. Cain

I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. — Demetri Martin

We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat. — Shaquille O'Neal

Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass. — Eve Langlais

chicken-and-ham pie — J.K. Rowling

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve. — Margaret Forster