Penis's Quotes

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Penis's Quotes By Becky Albertalli: I mean, I think people have this mentality I mean, I think people have this mentality that sex is only real if it involves a penis. Becky Albertalli
Penis's Quotes By Jarod Kintz: Anyone want some of my foot long sub? Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It's huge! It's nearly half as long as my penis. Jarod Kintz
Penis's Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Nonsense. The sword is worth far more than Nonsense. The sword is worth far more than that. I'll throw in a pair of penis. Brandon Sanderson
Penis's Quotes By Tyne O'Connell: Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world's problems? Tyne O'Connell
Penis's Quotes By Bill Maher: If somebody asks if you tweeted your penis If somebody asks if you tweeted your penis and your answer is anything other than "No," you tweeted your penis. Bill Maher
Penis's Quotes By Dean Koontz: In his mind he saw them standing with In his mind he saw them standing with the tips of their organs pressed together ejaculating into each other's penis. Dean Koontz
Penis's Quotes By S.A. Tawks: I think the last thing you should do I think the last thing you should do to someone willing to put your penis in their mouth is give them criticism. S.A. Tawks
Penis's Quotes By Martin Leicht: Really, for all the poetry in the world Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina. Martin Leicht
Penis's Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Writing is like pulling teeth out of your Writing is like pulling teeth out of your penis. Jonathan Safran Foer
Penis's Quotes By K. Webster: It's a penis not an introduction to the It's a penis not an introduction to the president. K. Webster
Penis's Quotes By Neal Stephenson: Lawrence concluded that Alan's penis scheme must have Lawrence concluded that Alan's penis scheme must have finally found a taker. Neal Stephenson
Penis's Quotes By Janet Evanovich: It's not a nice thing to send a It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful. Janet Evanovich
Penis's Quotes By Dash Shaw: That's what my penis is like: a beautiful, That's what my penis is like: a beautiful, thorny rose. — Dash Shaw
Penis's Quotes By Peter Evans: The size of Frank Sinatra's penis had been The size of Frank Sinatra's penis had been on my mind for weeks. I don't know why it was bothering me so much, but it was. — Peter Evans
Penis's Quotes By John Irving: I'm just a woman with a penis! she I'm just a woman with a penis! she would say, her voice rising. — John Irving
Penis's Quotes By Hayden Wiseman: Armando's penis is a banana. Armando's penis is a banana. — Hayden Wiseman
Penis's Quotes By Linda Howard: Do you want to know why men name Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger. — Linda Howard
Penis's Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that made "private parts" private. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Penis's Quotes By Charlotte Stein: Hey, calm down, OK? My penis isn't going Hey, calm down, OK? My penis isn't going to suddenly lunge at your face. — Charlotte Stein
Penis's Quotes By Christopher Moore: And thus he found his single source of And thus he found his single source of joy in the society of other people: frightening the girls with his penis. — Christopher Moore
Penis's Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I'll put an oven mitt on before I I'll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot - including my penis. — Jarod Kintz
Penis's Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon
Penis's Quotes By John Duover: My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse. — John Duover
Penis's Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: A man's bank balance is the new penis A man's bank balance is the new penis size. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Penis's Quotes By Mark Simpson: Not permitted to desire another man's penis, the Not permitted to desire another man's penis, the bodybuilder phallicizes that which he is permitted to desire: his own body. — Mark Simpson
Penis's Quotes By Melina Marchetta: I have to say it's a bit traumatic I have to say it's a bit traumatic at times, not knowing when the next penis will appear. — Melina Marchetta
Penis's Quotes By Samuel Shem: Life's like a penis; When it's soft you Life's like a penis; When it's soft you can't beat it; When it's hard you get screwed. - The Fat Man, Medical Resident in The House of God — Samuel Shem
Penis's Quotes By Kristen Proby: Let me put it this way. I wouldn't Let me put it this way. I wouldn't say she's a slut, but her favourite shade of lipstick is penis. — Kristen Proby
Penis's Quotes By John Green: It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big. — John Green
Penis's Quotes By John Green: I have this thing that keeps me from I have this thing that keeps me from being interested in prom dresses, it's called a penis. — John Green
Penis's Quotes By Gillian Flynn: It doesn't matter, because I have found my It doesn't matter, because I have found my match. It's Nick, laid-back and calm, smart and fun and uncomplicated. Untortured, happy. Nice. Big penis. — Gillian Flynn
Penis's Quotes By Tony Perrottet: Whenever anyone tells me that history's boring, I Whenever anyone tells me that history's boring, I bring up Napoleon's penis. — Tony Perrottet
Penis's Quotes By Julie James: Once again, Rylann tried to catch the eye Once again, Rylann tried to catch the eye of the female bartender working Firelight's main bar.
One of the few times I've ever wished for a penis, — Julie James
Penis's Quotes By James K. Morrow: God's penis would still rank high among those God's penis would still rank high among those vistas a priest and a nun could not comfortably share. — James K. Morrow
Penis's Quotes By Natalie Angier: Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: Women never bought Freud's idea of penis envy: who would want a shotgun when you can have an automatic? — Natalie Angier
Penis's Quotes By R.K. Ryals: There's only so much I can do aside There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis — R.K. Ryals
Penis's Quotes By Kresley Cole: Ship, lady. This here's a ship," he said Ship, lady. This here's a ship," he said defensively, as if she'd told him, "Your penis: I find it minuscule. — Kresley Cole
Penis's Quotes By Emma Chase: To me how having a penis excuses you To me how having a penis excuses you from the laws of gravity. — Emma Chase
Penis's Quotes By Cora Carmack: What if he'd just . . . I What if he'd just . . . I don't know . . . stuck it in, no warning or whatever. Like . . . SURPRISE! Here's a penis. — Cora Carmack
Penis's Quotes By Christopher Ryan: It bears repeating that the human penis is It bears repeating that the human penis is the longest and thickest of any primate's - in both absolute and relative terms. — Christopher Ryan
Penis's Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: It took him a long, miserable time before It took him a long, miserable time before he realized the truth of things: There is a great deal of difference between a penis and a heart. — Patrick Rothfuss
Penis's Quotes By Sarah Varney: They get this little nubbin of a penis," They get this little nubbin of a penis," Dr. Karpman said. And no one, he said, likes having a nubbin. — Sarah Varney
Penis's Quotes By Samantha Towle: Look, I have a huge penis --Jake Wethers Look, I have a huge penis --Jake Wethers — Samantha Towle
Penis's Quotes By Karina Halle: I am Dex Foray, the only penis involved I am Dex Foray, the only penis involved in the show. And who might you be? — Karina Halle
Penis's Quotes By Emily Giffin: Grab his penis like this, and I guarantee, Grab his penis like this, and I guarantee, it's a done deal. — Emily Giffin
Penis's Quotes By Gail McHugh: What, does he have a sword for a What, does he have a sword for a penis? Fallon asked. — Gail McHugh
Penis's Quotes By Tayeb Salih: Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Wad Rayyes, you're a man who talks. rubbish. Your whole brain's in the head of your penis and the head of your penis is as small as your brain. — Tayeb Salih
Penis's Quotes By Jay McLean: I move my hand lower. His eyes drift I move my hand lower. His eyes drift shut. Lower. He lets out a groan. And then I touch it. "Shit," he breathes. "Penis," I squeak. — Jay McLean
Penis's Quotes By Darynda Jones: Trying not to look at his penis was Trying not to look at his penis was proving harder than I'd thought it would be. — Darynda Jones
Penis's Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I put the penis in happiness. I put I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That's why I'm wearing a condom.) — Jarod Kintz
Penis's Quotes By Abria Mattina: You're bored?" she says incredulously. "You have two You're bored?" she says incredulously. "You have two hands and a penis. This shouldn't be a difficult equation. — Abria Mattina
Penis's Quotes By Matthew Hardy: A hard penis has no conscience. A hard penis has no conscience. — Matthew Hardy
Penis's Quotes By David James Duncan: Did you hear about the baby just born Did you hear about the baby just born that was both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. - overheard at the University of Oregon Medical School — David James Duncan
Penis's Quotes By Tony Perrottet: Whenever someone implies that history is boring, I Whenever someone implies that history is boring, I bring up Napoleon's penis. — Tony Perrottet
Penis's Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Penis's Quotes By Christopher Moore: I have followed my penis into helland returned I have followed my penis into hell
and returned with the story. — Christopher Moore
Penis's Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Obedience is to a model ... what a Obedience is to a model ... what a huge penis is to a male porn star. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Penis's Quotes By Katelin LaMontagne: You do know you're a woman, right?" I You do know you're a woman, right?" I ask.
"Are you sure?" Olivia asks with an astonished face. "I thought I had a penis. — Katelin LaMontagne
Penis's Quotes By Alice Goldfarb Marquis: Art should grasp the mind the way the Art should grasp the mind the way the vagina grasps the penis-Marcel Duchamp — Alice Goldfarb Marquis
Penis's Quotes By Jill Shalvis: A dork is a whale's penis. A dork is a whale's penis. — Jill Shalvis
Penis's Quotes By Gillian Flynn: I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, There's some wood for you bitch! — Gillian Flynn
Penis's Quotes By Melina Marchetta: Just 'Your mother.'" But it doesn't work if Just 'Your mother.'" But it doesn't work if girls say it to each other," she continues. "You have to have a penis for it to affect you in such a way. — Melina Marchetta
Penis's Quotes By Thomm Quackenbush: Aw, so he used you as a penis Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs. — Thomm Quackenbush
Penis's Quotes By Patrick O'Brian: Wallis,' said Maturin, 'I am happy to see Wallis,' said Maturin, 'I am happy to see you. How is your penis? — Patrick O'Brian
Penis's Quotes By Tessa Bailey: Oh God," she groaned. "We just named your Oh God," she groaned. "We just named your penis. Honeymoon's over. — Tessa Bailey
Penis's Quotes By Christine Zolendz: Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis. — Christine Zolendz
Penis's Quotes By Victoria Scott: It doesn't say a damn thing. My pride It doesn't say a damn thing. My pride deflates like a limp penis. — Victoria Scott
Penis's Quotes By DK Publishing: A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's A man's sexual organ is penis and woman's sexual organ is brains. — DK Publishing
Penis's Quotes By Kate Meader: Her cousin had clearly found a kindred penis Her cousin had clearly found a kindred penis in Jack Kilroy. — Kate Meader
Penis's Quotes By Toni Aleo: I've never had this problem, but that damn I've never had this problem, but that damn Russian brought his big ole penis into bed with me and now no other man even measures up! — Toni Aleo
Penis's Quotes By Harper Bentley: We sent so many risque pictures to each We sent so many risque pictures to each other that I was pretty sure after that year I could pick out Jag's penis in a police lineup any old day. — Harper Bentley
Penis's Quotes By Mindy Kaling: Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, Cause that's all I want. A sweet, mature, normal, loving guy, with no baggage. And who has an absolutely enormous penis. — Mindy Kaling
Penis's Quotes By Darynda Jones: Never trust a man with a penis. Never trust a man with a penis. — Darynda Jones
Penis's Quotes By Christopher Moore: You can't just accidentally penis somebody. You can't just accidentally penis somebody. — Christopher Moore
Penis's Quotes By Marlon James: Three year in prison and a dick is Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass. — Marlon James
Penis's Quotes By Robin Williams: God gave men both a penis and a God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. — Robin Williams
Penis's Quotes By Brittainy C. Cherry: Oh-my-gosh-I-want-to-punch-you-in-the-penis! Oh-my-gosh-I-want-to-punch-you-in-the-penis! — Brittainy C. Cherry
Penis's Quotes By Cassie Mae: It's just empty boxers. Empty. It's not like It's just empty boxers. Empty. It's not like there's a penis hiding in them. — Cassie Mae
Penis's Quotes By J.L. McCoy: I took a deep breath and sighed in I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby. — J.L. McCoy
Penis's Quotes By Anna Kendrick: If you think girls are supposed to object If you think girls are supposed to object to sex until they find themselves incapable of resisting your magic penis, fuck you. — Anna Kendrick
Penis's Quotes By Veronica Larsen: Of course you'd say that. That's your answer Of course you'd say that. That's your answer to everything. Rub some penis on it, it should clear right up. — Veronica Larsen
Penis's Quotes By Jason M. Hough: Greetings people of Earth, we have come for Greetings people of Earth, we have come for your chocolate and your buxom women. We will negotiate only with Skyler Luiken's penis. — Jason M. Hough