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I Believe Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. — Woody Allen

I Believe Funny Quotes By Ron White: If life gives you lemons, you should make

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... — Ron White

I Believe Funny Quotes By Rafael Sabatini: A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

I Believe Funny Quotes By Steven Moffat: Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat

I Believe Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: I believe great things are ahead for each

I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them. — Tom Althouse

I Believe Funny Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. — Trevor Noah

I Believe Funny Quotes By Kinky Friedman: I support gay marriage. I believe they have

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

I Believe Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I

Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs. — Brandon Sanderson

I Believe Funny Quotes By Sarah Silverman: Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks. — Sarah Silverman

I Believe Funny Quotes By Alice Walker: Life is better than death, I believe, if

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. — Alice Walker

I Believe Funny Quotes By Kai Greene: I do like to believe there is no

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. — Kai Greene

I Believe Funny Quotes By Hannibal Buress: I never use a napkin on my lap

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress

I Believe Funny Quotes By Jeannine Garsee: I can't believe he's making you wait till

I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee

I Believe Funny Quotes By John Green: You have a choice in this world, I

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. — John Green

I Believe Funny Quotes By Leo Durocher: I believe in rules. Sure I do. If

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? — Leo Durocher

I Believe Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: But I also happen to be someone who

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan

I Believe Funny Quotes By Barry Watson: I did. I did see Bigfoot when I

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson

I Believe Funny Quotes By Amy Lane: Some nice lady came over here with food

Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane

I Believe Funny Quotes By Mike Tyson: Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think

Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson

I Believe Funny Quotes By Danielle Wood: Bringing a pot plant to the office, I

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood

I Believe Funny Quotes By Ben Bailey: I have a friend. He keeps trying to

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him. — Ben Bailey

I Believe Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant -

I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing. — Bauvard

I Believe Funny Quotes By Javier Bardem: I don't believe in God, I only believe

I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem

I Believe Funny Quotes By Josh Holloway: I've done all the dumping, which is not

I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. — Josh Holloway

I Believe Funny Quotes By Tom Neff: I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff. — Tom Neff

I Believe Funny Quotes By Jeanne Calment: Always keep a smile. I attribute my long

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment

I Believe Funny Quotes By Madi Brown: How am I supposed to believe you when

How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag? — Madi Brown

I Believe Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: I believe in evolution in the sense that

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. — Criss Jami

I Believe Funny Quotes By Raymond Benson: Of course I do, Jack! You have to

Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me! — Raymond Benson

I Believe Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I believe that sex is a beautiful thing

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen

I Believe Funny Quotes By James E. Faust: I believe our differences are the little pinches

I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful. — James E. Faust

I Believe Funny Quotes By Charles Woodson: I couldn't believe it. That was the first

I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous. — Charles Woodson

I Believe Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen

I Believe Funny Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: I may not beleive in God, but I

I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there. — Jonathan Tropper

I Believe Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I don't believe in magic.

I don't believe in magic. — J.K. Rowling

I Believe Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: I have tried ... believe me, I have

I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies. — Dylan Moran

I Believe Funny Quotes By Howard Stern: Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

I Believe Funny Quotes By George W. Bush: I know what I believe. I will continue

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. — George W. Bush

I Believe Funny Quotes By A.J. Cronin: Funny ... I still can't believe in God."

Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you. — A.J. Cronin

I Believe Funny Quotes By Tom Perrotta: I no longer believe that just about everything

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle. — Tom Perrotta

I Believe Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be

Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey

I Believe Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.

No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White

I Believe Funny Quotes By Eva Gabor: I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor

I Believe Funny Quotes By Jen Turano: Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

I Believe Funny Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's

I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell

I Believe Funny Quotes By Jim Piddock: I don't care if I'm funny. I just

I don't care if I'm funny. I just want people to believe I'm that guy. — Jim Piddock

I Believe Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: I believe in eight of the ten commandments.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on. — Steve Martin

I Believe Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in

I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins

I Believe Funny Quotes By George Gordon Byron: I do not believe in any religion, I

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron

I Believe Funny Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I never lie. I believe everything I say,

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie. — Mark Wahlberg

I Believe Funny Quotes By Walt Whitman: I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. — Walt Whitman

I Believe Funny Quotes By Kevin Costner: I think religion is a funny thing because,

I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner

I Believe Funny Quotes By Robert Knepper: I love being funny! I started in the

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper

I Believe Funny Quotes By Julia Quinn: Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't

Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn

I Believe Funny Quotes By Dave Sim: I firmly believe that if you can't fool

I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim

I Believe Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: My aunt Marge has been so ill for

My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones