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I Believe Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case. Woody Allen
I Believe Funny Quotes By Ron White: If life gives you lemons, you should make If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... Ron White
I Believe Funny Quotes By Steven Moffat: Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident.
Steven Moffat
I Believe Funny Quotes By Trevor Noah: I always believe that funny is serious and I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. Trevor Noah
I Believe Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm.""Funny.I Brightness ... I believe you stray into sarcasm."
"Funny.I thought I'd run straight into it,screaming at the top of my lungs.
Brandon Sanderson
I Believe Funny Quotes By Alice Walker: Life is better than death, I believe, if Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. Alice Walker
I Believe Funny Quotes By Hannibal Buress: I never use a napkin on my lap I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant ... because I believe in myself. Hannibal Buress
I Believe Funny Quotes By John Green: You have a choice in this world, I You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. John Green
I Believe Funny Quotes By Leo Durocher: I believe in rules. Sure I do. If I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? — Leo Durocher
I Believe Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: But I also happen to be someone who But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan
I Believe Funny Quotes By Barry Watson: I did. I did see Bigfoot when I I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real. — Barry Watson
I Believe Funny Quotes By Amy Lane: Some nice lady came over here with food Some nice lady came over here with food for us all. She claimed to be your mother. I don't believe it
you're an asshole, and she's good people. — Amy Lane
I Believe Funny Quotes By Mike Tyson: Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show. — Mike Tyson
I Believe Funny Quotes By Danielle Wood: Bringing a pot plant to the office, I Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood
I Believe Funny Quotes By Ben Bailey: I have a friend. He keeps trying to I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him. — Ben Bailey
I Believe Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing. — Bauvard
I Believe Funny Quotes By Javier Bardem: I don't believe in God, I only believe I don't believe in God, I only believe in Al Pacino, and that's the truth. — Javier Bardem
I Believe Funny Quotes By Josh Holloway: I've done all the dumping, which is not I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. — Josh Holloway
I Believe Funny Quotes By Tom Neff: I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff. — Tom Neff
I Believe Funny Quotes By Jeanne Calment: Always keep a smile. I attribute my long Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment
I Believe Funny Quotes By Madi Brown: How am I supposed to believe you when How am I supposed to believe you when you're obviously carrying a fake monogram Gucci Bag? — Madi Brown
I Believe Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: I believe in evolution in the sense that I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. — Criss Jami
I Believe Funny Quotes By Raymond Benson: Of course I do, Jack! You have to Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me! — Raymond Benson
I Believe Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I believe that sex is a beautiful thing I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. — Woody Allen
I Believe Funny Quotes By James E. Faust: I believe our differences are the little pinches I believe our differences are the little pinches of salt that can make the marriage seem more flavorful. — James E. Faust
I Believe Funny Quotes By Charles Woodson: I couldn't believe it. That was the first I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous. — Charles Woodson
I Believe Funny Quotes By Woody Allen: I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't. — Woody Allen
I Believe Funny Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: I may not beleive in God, but I I may not beleive in God, but I believe in guilt and no one wants to dick around with eternity, even if it isn't there. — Jonathan Tropper
I Believe Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I don't believe in magic. I don't believe in magic. — J.K. Rowling
I Believe Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: I have tried ... believe me, I have I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies. — Dylan Moran
I Believe Funny Quotes By Howard Stern: Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern
I Believe Funny Quotes By George W. Bush: I know what I believe. I will continue I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right. — George W. Bush
I Believe Funny Quotes By A.J. Cronin: Funny ... I still can't believe in God." Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you. — A.J. Cronin
I Believe Funny Quotes By Tom Perrotta: I no longer believe that just about everything I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle. — Tom Perrotta
I Believe Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be Relaxed Empiricism
I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
I Believe Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: No way!" I yelled, taking it from him. No way!" I yelled, taking it from him.
"I can't believe I made a pink knife."
"It's so cute! I love it. Finally, a companion worthy of Tasey. — Kiersten White
I Believe Funny Quotes By Eva Gabor: I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. — Eva Gabor
I Believe Funny Quotes By Jen Turano: Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano
I Believe Funny Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's I can't believe I've missed this sport. It's all about fingering holes and caressing balls. — K.A. Mitchell
I Believe Funny Quotes By Jim Piddock: I don't care if I'm funny. I just I don't care if I'm funny. I just want people to believe I'm that guy. — Jim Piddock
I Believe Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday ... unless there's a game on. — Steve Martin
I Believe Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: I don't believe in God, don't believe in I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose. — Ellen Hopkins
I Believe Funny Quotes By George Gordon Byron: I do not believe in any religion, I I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another. — George Gordon Byron
I Believe Funny Quotes By Mark Wahlberg: I never lie. I believe everything I say, I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie. — Mark Wahlberg
I Believe Funny Quotes By Walt Whitman: I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends. — Walt Whitman
I Believe Funny Quotes By Kevin Costner: I think religion is a funny thing because, I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. — Kevin Costner
I Believe Funny Quotes By Robert Knepper: I love being funny! I started in the I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! — Robert Knepper
I Believe Funny Quotes By Julia Quinn: Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't Simon gave her a startled look. 'I don't believe I have ever been condescended to by a woman before.' She shrugged. 'It was probably past time. — Julia Quinn
I Believe Funny Quotes By Dave Sim: I firmly believe that if you can't fool I firmly believe that if you can't fool all of the people all of the time you should start breeding them for stupidity. - Weisshaupt — Dave Sim
I Believe Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: My aunt Marge has been so ill for My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we've started to call her I can't believe she's not better — Milton Jones