
I didn't want to be
peed on. —
Penny Reid

Your only gain is to try to get me to fall down to your level. Man, you worser than devils. —
Snoop Dogg

The other day a dog
peed on me. A bad sign. —
H.L. Mencken

I liked frogs better when they just
peed in your hand and gave you warts. —
Cary McNeal

If you haven't
peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances. —
Joe Rogan

Best autopsy ever," said Rook. "I think I just
peed myself a little. Seriously, I did. —
Richard Castle

Of course, I
peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest —
Adam Sandler

The good news is I
peed before going to sleep. —
John Scalzi

Hey, that spot over there smells pretty good. This area has been
peed on a lot. —
Katie MacAlister

When a codependent is drowning, somebody else's life flashes before his eyes. —
Stephen King

If I had bodily functions, I think I would have
peed my pants. —
Gena Showalter

I always quit while I am still inspired, while I could still write more. Never let the thread run all the way out. —
Jesse Michaels

I tried to put my left arm around him too, but the vase of flowers in my hand tipped and
peed water on my floor. Did I know how to do romance or what? —
Devon Monk

Whoa, who
peed in your Cheerios? —
Becca Fitzpatrick

I just
peed and forgot to take off my underwear. —
Chelsea Handler

Who
peed in your cheerios? —
Michelle Hodkin

You know, if you're trying to mark your territory, you could've just
peed on me before I came over here and saved us both a lot of time! —
Julie James

She closes her eyes. I can't believe he
peed in that potty. —
Wendy Mass

My grandfather got me mad and I
peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy. —
Cam'ron

It's not that people change. People don't change. They merely hide things from you, and lie. —
Don Lee