
I'm not familiar with the metric system. —
Patton Oswalt

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. —
George S. Patton Jr.

No sane man is unafraid in battle, but discipline produces in him a form of vicarious courage. —
George S. Patton

90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on. —
Patton Oswalt

Do not try to make circumstances fit your plans. Make plans that fit the circumstances. —
George S. Patton

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. —
George S. Patton

If everybody's thinking the same thing, then nobody's thinking. —
George S. Patton

If you go into a battle, it's better to win the first time. —
George S. Patton

The courageous man is the man who forces himself, in spite of his fear, to carry on. —
George S. Patton

I am no one to be a purist. —
Mike Patton

A leader is a man who can adapt principles to circumstances. —
George S. Patton

Anger, if not allowed to fester and grow out of proportion, is healthy, like a smoke alarm that if heeded can prevent all sorts of damage. —
Sue Patton Thoele

A pint of sweat will save a gallon of blood —
George S. Patton Jr.

The publicity I have been getting, a good deal of which is untrue, and the rest of it ill considered, has done me more harm than good. —
George S. Patton

Officers must be made to care for their men. That is the sole duty of all officers. —
George S. Patton

Because we fear other people's reactions and don't know how to respond, we allow them to violate our limits and boundaries. —
Sue Patton Thoele

Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it's Pilates. —
Paula Patton

You shouldn't underestimate an enemy, but it is just as fatal to overestimate him. —
George S. Patton

On a superhero show, you have to have people who are really human and who have the experience the audience is having. —
Candice Patton

Marcus, even in this darkness, I try to swim back to you.
I swear, I do. —
Ripley Patton

You just can't take yourself too seriously, especially in comedy. —
Paula Patton

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do. —
Patton Oswalt

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure. —
Patton Oswalt

Often illness is an expression of feelings repressed. —
Sue Patton Thoele

Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. —
Patton Oswalt

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. —
George S. Patton

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. —
George S. Patton

The leader must be an actor. —
George S. Patton

All men are frightened. The more intelligent they are, the more they are frightened. - George S.
Patton —
Luke Smitherd

The fixed determination to have acquired the warrior soul, to either conquer or perish with honor, is the secret of victory. —
George S. Patton

Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men —
George S. Patton Jr.

Take not counsel of your fears —
George S. Patton

It's so important to break the pattern of looking outside ourselves for self-esteem. —
Sue Patton Thoele

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not. —
Patton Oswalt

We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. —
George S. Patton

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself. —
Patton Oswalt

Once bitten, twice shy, thrice shame on me! —
Gary Patton

To most women, friendship is not a luxury; it is an essential part of their being. —
Sue Patton Thoele

I didn't read comic books; that's not something that was really available to me as a child. We watched more cartoons and movies. —
Candice Patton

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. —
George S. Patton

Always advance. Never dig in. —
George S. Patton

Whether ideas like this are inspiration or insomnia, I don't know," he writes in his journal. "I do things by sixth sense."
Patton —
Bill O'Reilly

Good tactics can save even the worst strategy. Bad tactics will destroy even the best strategy. —
George S. Patton

Duty is the essence of manhood. —
George S. Patton

Battle ... brings out all that is best. —
George S. Patton

A man must know his destiny. —
George S. Patton

Perpetual peace is a futile dream. —
George S. Patton

As a little girl I always dreamed of having a cosmetics contract, which was the cherry on top of 'making it' in my opinion. —
Paula Patton

Human beings are made up of flesh and blood, and a miracle fiber called courage. —
George S. Patton Jr.

I'd rather have a German Division in front of me than a French one behind. —
George S. Patton

The mediocre leader tells. The good leader explains. The superior leader demonstrates. The great leader inspires. —
Gary Patton

It is rather interesting how you get used to death. —
George S. Patton

Teasing is veiled hostility and is almost never funny, unless the teasee has openly agreed to relate that way. —
Sue Patton Thoele

War is simple, direct, and ruthless. —
George S. Patton

Just drive down that road until you get blown up. —
George S. Patton Jr.

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory —
George S. Patton Jr.

There is no such thing as a successful defense. —
George S. Patton

To Hell With Compromises —
George S. Patton Jr.

No matter how you look, we all hurt the same, cry the same, and feel joy the same. —
Paula Patton

Success demands a high level of logistical and organizational competence. —
George S. Patton

Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are and probably more so. They are not supermen —
George S. Patton Jr.

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. —
George S. Patton Jr.

The only way anyone ever won a war, is to make the enemy hurt so bad that he can't stand it any more.
... George S.
Patton —
George S. Patton Jr.

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. —
Patton Oswalt

For Black Label Special Opps, adversity is what you thrive on. General
Patton is a huge fan favorite in Black Label. —
Zakk Wylde

Better to fight for something than live for nothing. —
George S. Patton Jr.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"? —
Patton Oswalt

Be A DBF! (dog's best friend) —
Michele Patton

He smelled like carpeting, Scotch tape, and steak sauce. —
Patton Oswalt

My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one either. —
George S. Patton

May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't. —
George S. Patton Jr.

Zombies can't believe the energy we waste on nonfood pursuits. —
Patton Oswalt

Gone was the insignificant, defective girl. I was some kind of f**king comic book vigilante & it felt amazing! —
Ripley Patton

The older I get, the more I accept and appreciate myself. —
Paula Patton

When you're in your own body, you don't feel great about yourself. I don't think of myself that way. —
Paula Patton

Everyone deserves to have their voice heard. —
Candice Patton

I try and stay away from my comment section on Twitter. But for the most part, the response that I get usually is very positive - and so it's nice. —
Candice Patton