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That was in the past - we're in the future now.
— David Beckham
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there.
— Rodney Atkins
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
— Bill Maher
It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart
— Virginia Macgregor
It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary
— Gayle Forman
It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.
— Lindsey Kelk
she shall scant show well that now shows best.
— William Shakespeare
In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.
— Jimmy Carr
Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it.
— Ethan Day
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
Years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.
— John Cleese
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny.
— Taylor Swift
It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old.
— Judd Apatow
You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"
— Henny Youngman
I never feel like laughing when things are funny," he said. "I just think to myself, 'Now, that's funny.
— Rainbow Rowell
Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss.
— Bill Maher
As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.
— Charles Dickens
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
— Andy Warhol
All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
— Ellen DeGeneres
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had.
— Raymond Carver
And think it's funny how, now that I know what it means to love and be loved, I see it everywhere.
— Laurelin Paige
Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner.
— Helena Hunting
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
— Andy Borowitz
You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny.
— Chris O'Donnell
That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato.
— Eugene Ormandy
It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now.
— Cora Carmack
Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you.
— A.J. Cronin
The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.
— Kelly Moran
And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
— Craig Ferguson
I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance.
— Stacey Jay
Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek.
— Shane Scollins
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
— Adam Carolla
I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now.
— Anne Stuart
She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away.
— Tamora Pierce
Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair.
— Alycia Linwood
It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time.
— Jeff Bridges
Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her ...
— Daniel Tosh
Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk.
— Anna White