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Now That's Funny Quotes By David Beckham: That was in the past - we're in

That was in the past - we're in the future now. — David Beckham

Now That's Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I have a roommate, and I signed a

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg

Now That's Funny Quotes By Rodney Atkins: Right now my favorite TV show - because

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

Now That's Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: Everything that used to be a sin is

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. — Bill Maher

Now That's Funny Quotes By Virginia Macgregor: It was as if when he left he'd

It was as if when he left he'd taken some of the screws that held her together and now all she could do was walk around all wonky and falling apart — Virginia Macgregor

Now That's Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Because of acid, I now know that butter

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. — Mitch Hedberg

Now That's Funny Quotes By Gayle Forman: It's a funny thing, because I think that

It's a funny thing, because I think that my mother and I may finally be speaking the same language. But somehow, now words don't seem as necessary — Gayle Forman

Now That's Funny Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Now That's Funny Quotes By Lindsey Kelk: It is an undisputed truth of the modern

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text. — Lindsey Kelk

Now That's Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: she shall scant show well that now shows

she shall scant show well that now shows best. — William Shakespeare

Now That's Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr

Now That's Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: Don't do it gurl," he said with a

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

Now That's Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Now there's a girl I don't want to

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Now That's Funny Quotes By John Cleese: Years ago we would have been burned for

Years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced. — John Cleese

Now That's Funny Quotes By Taylor Swift: I remember straightening my hair because I wanted

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. — Taylor Swift

Now That's Funny Quotes By Judd Apatow: It's funny, now there are so many bands

It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old. — Judd Apatow

Now That's Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: You know you've reached the end of a

You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Now That's Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Now, the band that inspired that great saying,

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!" — Henny Youngman

Now That's Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: I never feel like laughing when things are

I never feel like laughing when things are funny," he said. "I just think to myself, 'Now, that's funny. — Rainbow Rowell

Now That's Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday,

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Now That's Funny Quotes By Milton Jones: The pollen count, now that's a difficult job.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever. — Milton Jones

Now That's Funny Quotes By Simon Holt: Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary — Simon Holt

Now That's Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous

Funny that all of Nixon's crimes - anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars - are all legal now. Discuss. — Bill Maher

Now That's Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: As to sleep, you know, I never sleep

As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind. — Charles Dickens

Now That's Funny Quotes By Andy Warhol: I used to think that everything was just

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? — Andy Warhol

Now That's Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: All we have is here and now. That's

All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. — Ellen DeGeneres

Now That's Funny Quotes By Kim Young-kwang: When I first met you, you were just

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. — Kim Young-kwang

Now That's Funny Quotes By Raymond Carver: There was this funny thing of anything could

There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had. — Raymond Carver

Now That's Funny Quotes By Laurelin Paige: And think it's funny how, now that I

And think it's funny how, now that I know what it means to love and be loved, I see it everywhere. — Laurelin Paige

Now That's Funny Quotes By Helena Hunting: Funny how losing someone important is the thing

Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner. — Helena Hunting

Now That's Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: The hardest thing about life is that every

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. — Andy Borowitz

Now That's Funny Quotes By Chris O'Donnell: You have a couple of buddies sleep over,

You have a couple of buddies sleep over, and, you know, you play cops and robbers. That I'm getting paid to do it now is kind of funny. — Chris O'Donnell

Now That's Funny Quotes By Bo Belinsky: Right now I feel that I've got my

Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned. — Bo Belinsky

Now That's Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup,

That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato. — Eugene Ormandy

Now That's Funny Quotes By Cora Carmack: It's a funny thing to miss people before

It's a funny thing to miss people before you've even left them, but that's what I was feeling now. — Cora Carmack

Now That's Funny Quotes By A.J. Cronin: Funny ... I still can't believe in God."

Funny ... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?" ... "He believes in you. — A.J. Cronin

Now That's Funny Quotes By Kelly Moran: The first sign that Karma was now in

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

Now That's Funny Quotes By Hugh Antoine D'Arcy: And then I met a woman,now comes the

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

Now That's Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I don't know now if I'm funny. I

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. — Craig Ferguson

Now That's Funny Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Now That's Funny Quotes By Stacey Jay: I want to woo you with food now

I want to woo you with food now that I've wooed you with words, song, and the magic of my interpretive dance. — Stacey Jay

Now That's Funny Quotes By Shane Scollins: Never in his life had he hit a

Never in his life had he hit a girl, nor would he. But, right now, he wanted to kick that NSA cutie in the ass cheek. — Shane Scollins

Now That's Funny Quotes By Adam Carolla: I saw a commercial for the maxi pads

I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating. — Adam Carolla

Now That's Funny Quotes By Anne Stuart: I lied. I do that, you know, when

I lied. I do that, you know, when it suits me. I would have thought you'd realized that by now. — Anne Stuart

Now That's Funny Quotes By Tamora Pierce: She promised herself that from now on she

She promised herself that from now on she would try to sit as close to Neal as possible. She could not kick someone eight chairs away. — Tamora Pierce

Now That's Funny Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Now That's Funny Quotes By Jeff Bridges: It's funny. You succeed, but now where are

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. — Jeff Bridges

Now That's Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got

Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her ... — Daniel Tosh

Now That's Funny Quotes By Anna White: Now I know this is going to seem

Now I know this is going to seem counter to every instinct that you have, but I'm going to ask you to sit still, or I'll put you in the trunk. — Anna White

Now That's Funny Quotes By Robin Black: How funny it was. The very thing that

How funny it was. The very thing that had broken her heart, now no longer wanted. A trick of time. — Robin Black