No Rats Quotes

Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk. — Dave Barry

Did you know that rats can't vomit?" "Okay, enough. No more rat trivia. — Richard Paul Evans

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats. — Stephen Hawking

The aristocrats and bureaucrats are dirty rats. — Ray Davies

Humans. Rats have bigger hearts. Roaches have kinder souls. Flies have- — Katherine Applegate

The rats won't bother you, anyway. They may even recognize you as one of their own, Paul. They may adopt you. — Stephen King

And the rats eat my face. So what. — Sarah Kane

Did you bring me a rat?"
"He has no time for rats, George."
"No time for rats? That's just sad. — Rick Riordan

For Heaven's sake discard the monstrous wig which makes the English judges look like rats peeping through bunches of oakum — Thomas Jefferson

Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat! — John Greenleaf Whittier

Hello George. Hey Martha (Percy) Did you bring us a rat? (George) George, stop it!He's busy! (Martha) Too busy for rats? That's just sad. (George) — Rick Riordan

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat. — Jeff Foxworthy

Without local newspapers there's no one to tell you when somebody's been fined for having rats in their kitchens. — Bill Bryson

When it comes to technology, humans are as easy to train as rats in a cage. — Katie Kacvinsky

Did you think that rats do not have hearts? Wrong. All living things have a heart. And the heart of any living thing can be broken. — Kate DiCamillo

Did you know rats can leap over ten feet horizontally? And they always aim for the jugular. — Sara Wolf

It had been so long abandoned that the rats scurrying on their errands spared me no more than occasional glances of annoyance. — H.P. Lovecraft

Yet, for my part, I was never unusually squeamish; I could sometimes eat a fried rat with a good relish, if it were necessary. — Henry David Thoreau

Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger. — Josh Billings

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. — Will Cuppy

Flattery will get you nowhere. (In response to Wally George calling his band vile and evil.) — Nikolas Schreck

Even the rats are drowning,' Alex said.
Nah,' Kevin said. 'They've been taking swimming lessons at the Y. — Susan Beth Pfeffer

Can't be part of the rat race when you're one of the rats who knows you're in a cage. — Ed Brubaker

Rats die. That's just how it is. Loose lips get sewn shut before they're tossed right off the ship. — J.M. Darhower

Rats live on no evil star — Anne Sexton

Future For cell mates For the gutter rats For those who are looked in on from the outside, and no one else will ever understand. — C.L.Stone

And after some talk we agreed that the wisdom of rats had been grossly overrated, being in fact no greater than that of men. — Joseph Conrad

Well, hello, Peter," said Lupin pleasantly, as though rats frequently erupted into old school friends around him. "Long time, no see. — J.K. Rowling

Money has never been important to me. I come from garbage. I'm a sewer rat who made it here. I have no interest in money and never have. — Dane DeHaan

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth. — P.G. Wodehouse

You dirty rat... — James Cagney

If my love must be a rodent, then shall I be anything but a rat? — Lynne Jonell

Yeah, we've heard that before. This time we mean it. We're not going to sit back and let you treat us like rats anymore. We're done. — James Dashner

My own grandfathers were a submarine commander and a 'desert rats' tank operator in the Second World War. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer. — Michael Houbrick

He's a little bit dodgy in the same way that rats are a little bit covered in fur but he'll be there. — Neil Gaiman

I thought yer'd hold yer friends higher than broomsticks and rats — J.K. Rowling

Nobody gives a rat's nipple about me. — Monta Ellis

People always ask me what I'm doing on the subway, but I love it! Sometimes I like to ride in the front car and look out the window at the rats. — John Waters

At that moment I would have welcomed spider-rats nibbling on my toes about as much as the idea of chatting with a missionary priest. — Dan Simmons

When he stumbles in the trench / his hands cut into mud like dough. / Surrounded by puddles, rats, lice." -- The Baker Signed up, 1914 — Alex Boyd

We do not need to burn down the house to kill the rats — Herbert Hoover

[Pigeons are] rats with wings. — Ken Livingstone

Elections decide which horde of rats gets to gnaw at the bones. — Lyndsay Faye

Ew," I said quickly, shaking my head and walking forward. "You're sweatier than two rats fucking in a gym sock. — Kandi Steiner

Happier than a terrier in a barrel full of rats — Terry Pratchett

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model. — Banksy

The oldest, wisest politician grows not more human so, but is merely a gray wharf rat at last. — Henry David Thoreau

I do feel like by buying rats from a pet store, you are saving them because if not, they would get fed to a snake or something. — Nikki Reed

Was it possible to have an apartment sprayed for evil spirits like one would for bugs, or set up traps like for those big, city rats? — K.L. Burrell