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My New Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Blakney Francis: I was seventeen all over again, falling into

I was seventeen all over again, falling into intrigue with the boy who was an exquisite contradiction. — Blakney Francis

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Sari Botton: They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Zara Keane: The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've

The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've not gone and pissed off your new girlfriend before you've had a chance to shag her? — Zara Keane

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Collette West: Wow, I didn't even hesitate to call her

Wow, I didn't even hesitate to call her my girlfriend. That's a first. — Collette West

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Crystal Woods: I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you. — Crystal Woods

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Derek Sivers: Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Pepper Winters: I wanted a new label. One that said:

I wanted a new label. One that said: girlfriend who will do anything to be tied, spanked, and fucked all over rather than adored. — Pepper Winters

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Robert Harling: Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Phil Ochs: Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: Once I was in a restaurant and I

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. — Emo Philips

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Rachel Caine: I think that's my new band name," Shane

I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it. — Rachel Caine

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Demian Bichir: I left my parents' home when I was

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. — Demian Bichir

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Karen E. Quinones Miller: If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend,

If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend? — Karen E. Quinones Miller

My New Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut.

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik