Lose Weight Funny Quotes

Lose Weight Funny Quotes & Sayings

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I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to! — Tanya Masse

Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits. — Bauvard

I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor — Stanley Victor Paskavich