Lopsided Quotes

The lopsided attitudes of college professors pose a serious challenge to learning because students are so susceptible to becoming lopsided sheep. — Suzanne Fields

Am I the I she tried to save, still lopsided with trying to be a little less or more, escaping who I was a minute ago? — Philip Schultz

The only real blind person at Christmas time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. — Helen Keller

...her hull might be compared to a fat man on the short end of a lopsided seesaw — Philbrick, Nathaniel

Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. — Erin Hunter

What a lopsided stumpy mess people made of a family tree these days. The last thing any of them needed was some new little sprig grafted on. — Jean Thompson

His smile, he knew, was now lopsided and somewhat sinister, as if one half of him were amused while the other unimpressed by the same joke. — Chris Womersley

Journalism is a low trade and a habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world of misfits and drunkards and failures. — Hunter S. Thompson

Mornin', glory," Luke said with a lopsided smile. "Did you get your beauty rest? — Maggie Brendan

If there are two straight sides to every story, they'll always be one lopsided truth. — Benny Bellamacina

I haven't had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don't notice. — Marian Keyes

The author of "Somewhere Upriver" sometimes shoves a lopsided word into an otherwise balanced sentence, thinking it's a kind of verbal jazz. — Patrick Loafman

Most of us don't work out what we want. And most of us end up with lopsided lives as a result. — Richard Koch

Bein' born is craps," he decided. He glanced at Morg and let loose that sly, lopsided smile of his. "How we live is poker. — Mary Doria Russell

She was like a candle that just went out. All the circles that made her up suddenly got lopsided and warped. — Yevgeny Zamyatin

Forgiveness is a choice, but it is not an option. — Joel Osteen

Do not be a stupid, unless someone is paying you to be. — M.F. Moonzajer

And so one may multiply the lopsided people. — Newton Dillaway

The life must be a well-balanced life, not lopsided in any manner to bring contentment. — Edgar Cayce

The ratio of people to cake is too big. — Stephen Root

My songs are really never titled. Sometimes I call it one thing. then I change it. — Wyclef Jean

Haze condensed into Campbell. The reason he was lopsided — Max Barry