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So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky.""You're the one who ties people up, babe. — Lilith Saintcrow
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
— Kinky Friedman
But it was the dark hunger in his tone that got to her. Damn kinky vampire had actually liked the knife.Shit. — Nalini Singh
I love you and all your kinky fuckery
— E.L. James
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
— Kinky Friedman
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
— Kinky Friedman
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
— Kinky Friedman
It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world.
— Kinky Friedman
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
— Kinky Friedman
My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
— Kinky Friedman
How hard can it be?
— Kinky Friedman
Tantric Zen is not being kinky; nor is it being conservative and austere. It is eclectic. It is a real mixture of all things.
— Frederick Lenz
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
— Kinky Friedman
The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
— Kinky Friedman
No black man wants a blue-eyed black child, and no white man wants a kinky-haired white child. Nature didn't mean it to be that way.
— Muhammad Ali
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
— Kinky Friedman
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors.
— Kinky Friedman
My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover.
— Raine Miller
It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.
— Megan Keith
Sleep came slower than a frigid woman.
— Kinky Friedman
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
— Kinky Friedman
I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
— Kinky Friedman
A fool and his money are soon elected
— Kinky Friedman
Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
— Kinky Friedman
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
— Kinky Friedman
I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.
— Kinky Friedman
It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian.
— Kinky Friedman
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
— Kinky Friedman
You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
— Kinky Friedman
Sex game kinky, niggas call me Pinky
— Nicki Minaj
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
— Kinky Friedman
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
— Kinky Friedman
What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky.
— Kevin Hearne
To say I have frizzy hair is an understatement. It is kinky, more pubic than cranial, and whitish blond, breaking off easily, like hay.
— Kathryn Stockett
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
— Kinky Friedman
If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
— Kinky Friedman
The best fiction is true.
— Kinky Friedman
When you think night and day and every moment only of pleasing me, things will be very easy for you.
— Anne Rice
I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
— Kinky Friedman
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
— Kinky Friedman
Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.
— Kinky Friedman
The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
— Kinky Friedman
You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
— Kinky Friedman
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
— Kinky Friedman
Any woman with kinky textured hair - can wear it, love it and manage it. She only needs the right tools, inspiration and motivation.
— Monica Millner
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
— Kinky Friedman
Are vampires kinky? I didn't know.
— Roger Ebert
Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one.
— R.G. Alexander
I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education?
— Kinky Friedman
Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution.
— Kinky Friedman
My stomach somersaults he wants me ... in a weird way, true, but this beautiful, strange, kinky man wants me. — E.L. James
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
— Kinky Friedman
Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
— Kinky Friedman
Black isn't beautiful and it isn't ugly - black is! It's not kinky hair and it's not straight hair - it just is.
— Gloria Naylor
Eventually I fell asleep in the Rabies and Lycanthropy section. Woolsey bites on occasion, and I'm concerned.' - Magnus Bane
— Cassandra Clare
'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?' I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?' — Josh Lanyon
This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
— Kinky Friedman
We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM
— Ray Palla
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
— Kinky Friedman
Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fu*kery at all?
— E.L. James
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
— Kinky Friedman
Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines.
— Jonathan Brandis
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
— Kinky Friedman
We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
— Kinky Friedman
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
— Kinky Friedman
We're going to make that Lone Star shine again
— Kinky Friedman
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
— Kinky Friedman
English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights.
— John McWhorter
An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
— Kinky Friedman
I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football.
— Kinky Friedman
I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
— Kinky Friedman
Hello?" Cam said in a playful tone, "House of all things kinky, the resident sexpert speaking.
— Chloe Walsh
He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
— Kinky Friedman
I see an issue I like, and I support it.
— Kinky Friedman
Happiness is a moving target.
— Kinky Friedman
Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way.
— Kinky Friedman
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered."Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
May the God of your choice bless you.
— Kinky Friedman