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So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky."
"You're the one who ties people up, babe. — Lilith Saintcrow

Always respect your superiors, if you have any. — Kinky Friedman

But it was the dark hunger in his tone that got to her. Damn kinky vampire had actually liked the knife.
Shit. — Nalini Singh

I love you and all your kinky fuckery — E.L. James

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' — Kinky Friedman

Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign. — Kinky Friedman

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman

It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. — Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. — Kinky Friedman

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent. — Kinky Friedman

How hard can it be? — Kinky Friedman

Tantric Zen is not being kinky; nor is it being conservative and austere. It is eclectic. It is a real mixture of all things. — Frederick Lenz

I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory. — Kinky Friedman

The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas. — Kinky Friedman

No black man wants a blue-eyed black child, and no white man wants a kinky-haired white child. Nature didn't mean it to be that way. — Muhammad Ali

No. I can't have sex with you today because there aren't enough spoons. — Jenny Lawson

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman

My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover. — Raine Miller

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror. — Kinky Friedman

It's just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard. — Megan Keith

Sleep came slower than a frigid woman. — Kinky Friedman

If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like. — Kinky Friedman

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. — Kinky Friedman

I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate. — Kinky Friedman

A fool and his money are soon elected — Kinky Friedman

When I'm governor ... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman

Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. — Kinky Friedman

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime. — Kinky Friedman

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama. — Kinky Friedman

It's all very well going around thinking you're a cowboy, until you run into somebody who thinks he's an Indian. — Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. — Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them. — Kinky Friedman

Sex game kinky, niggas call me Pinky — Nicki Minaj

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. — Kinky Friedman

First, I'm going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone."
"Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches," I said, grinning. — Kyle Adams

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. — Kinky Friedman

What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky. — Kevin Hearne

To say I have frizzy hair is an understatement. It is kinky, more pubic than cranial, and whitish blond, breaking off easily, like hay. — Kathryn Stockett

Obi sits on the cot and ties my ankles together. I'm tempted to make a quip about requiring dinner and a movie before getting so kinky, but I don't. — Susan Ee

We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning. — Kinky Friedman

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell! — Kinky Friedman

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman

When do we start?"
"Give me a minute to change from vanilla guy to kinky guy. — C.D. Reiss

The voluntary captive
The speechless the prisoner
Which I hide in my very depths ... — Anne Desclos

The best fiction is true. — Kinky Friedman

When you think night and day and every moment only of pleasing me, things will be very easy for you. — Anne Rice

I don't want to subscribe to my sister's kinky sex videos with her husband! — Krista Ritchie

I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. — Kinky Friedman

You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with. — Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get. — Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life. — Kinky Friedman

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that. — Kinky Friedman

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount. — Kinky Friedman

But I'm not a damsel in distress either." Patrick's lips quirk up. "No, you just like to play one in sexy, kinky scenes." Will — Leta Blake

Any woman with kinky textured hair - can wear it, love it and manage it. She only needs the right tools, inspiration and motivation. — Monica Millner

If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. — Kinky Friedman

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. — Kinky Friedman

We're supposed to see "universal" love as heterosexual. What I insist upon in my work is that there is no such thing as universal love in literature. — Audre Lorde

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. — Kinky Friedman

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another. — Kinky Friedman

Are vampires kinky? I didn't know. — Roger Ebert

Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one. — R.G. Alexander

If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right. — Kinky Friedman

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex. — Rodney Dangerfield

Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay for education? — Kinky Friedman

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution. — Kinky Friedman

My stomach somersaults
he wants me ... in a weird way, true, but this beautiful, strange, kinky man wants me. — E.L. James

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. — Kinky Friedman

Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street — Kinky Friedman

Black isn't beautiful and it isn't ugly - black is! It's not kinky hair and it's not straight hair - it just is. — Gloria Naylor

I enjoy dating married men because they don't want anything kinky, like breakfast. — Joni Rodgers

Eventually I fell asleep in the Rabies and Lycanthropy section. Woolsey bites on occasion, and I'm concerned.' - Magnus Bane — Cassandra Clare

Regaring Politics: You've got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. - Kinky Friedman — Ray Palla

'You remember asking me if I'd ever begged?'
I wiped the corner of my eyes, sniffed. 'Is this about to get kinky?' — Josh Lanyon

This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind. — Kinky Friedman

We enjoy talking about music, politics, and subjugation. - Kinky Friedman to Night Rider on KOKE-FM — Ray Palla

Your mysterious mountains I wish to see closer. May I land my kinky machine? — Jimi Hendrix

Stories are the thing which shapes our kinky and wicked minds. — Deyth Banger

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space. — Kinky Friedman

Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fu*kery at all? — E.L. James

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. — Kinky Friedman

Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines. — Jonathan Brandis

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister. — Kinky Friedman

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot. — Kinky Friedman

There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician. — Kinky Friedman

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again — Kinky Friedman

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. — Kinky Friedman

English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights. — John McWhorter

An editor's job is to take something great and make it good. — Kinky Friedman

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football. — Kinky Friedman

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens. — Kinky Friedman

Hello?" Cam said in a playful tone, "House of all things kinky, the resident sexpert speaking. — Chloe Walsh

He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. — Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it. — Kinky Friedman

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. — Kinky Friedman

Happiness is a moving target. — Kinky Friedman

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and ... both of them were independents, by the way. — Kinky Friedman

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

May the God of your choice bless you. — Kinky Friedman